youtu.be/ORxw68y3lyw?... I don't think any of you understand how badly I need Nicholas Holt in a wolf mask oh my god please god please

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I was not expecting Resident Evil to be Zach Creggar's funniest film yet, but it was. An absolute laugh riot.

@andylandofficial.bsky.social Hey, love the game. I was just wondering if there's a lore reason for why the sad jester is caked tf up?

Porn parody of John Wick called John Dick. He fucks three men with a pencil.

Can't tell you how funny I find it that the LGBTQA+ community decided that the flag for straight people look like an old-timey cartoon prisoner uniform like the fucking Hamburgler wears.

I think the best way to summarize the problem with Zach Snyders Watchmen adaptation is that Zach Snyder thinks Rorschach is cool.

#stinkylittlememesfordaddy :3

You know the funniest thing about the odyssey culture war drama? Eliot and Lupita were in that thing for like 5 minutes each.

Watching odyssey in imax and the projector isn't skewed properly :/

I hate the trope where a girl jumps off a building to get a guy she like and also suspects is a superhero to save her and reveal his secret identity. Like, girl, have some self respect. He's not worth it. Ive seen it like 4 times. Stop.

I hate when the game over screen of Deltarune asks "is that all you've got?" YES TOBY, THIS IS ALL THAT I HAVE! ITS STILL NOT ENOUGH! WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS PINK CAT SO HARD TO KILL? WHY DO YOU HATE ME TOBY? WHY DONT YOU WANT ME TO HAVE FUN????

So did @gooseworx.bsky.social get harassed off tumblr by her psychotic fanbase, or was her account nuked by the transphobic mods? We will never know.

When I was a child I would confuse Gullivers Travels and Gilligans Island. I could never remember which one had the dude get tied up by tiny people.

Please god please it'd be so fucking funny

I will never forgive The Big Bang Theory for making "bazinga" one of my tick phrases. I've never even watched it. I don't know how this happened. Somebody fucking kill me.

Pride swag

lesbians into fisting are like tiramisu full of ladyfingers

#stinkylittlememesfordaddy

On one hand, im sick to death of cape-shit. On the other hand, I really want to see Jason Mamoa as Lobo. :/

God i miss cigarettes so fucking much. There's literally no greater pleasure than smoking a cigarette while drinking coffee. Transcendent. Orgasmic. You ever try drinking coffee with nicotine gum in your mouth? Disgusting.

Hilarious that chids are now being forced to pretend they enjoy an Uwe Boll film.

Thinking about films I can show for movie night that will ensure nobody has a good time. So far I've got Skinamarink and Mad God. Anyone got suggestions?

This is one of the most annoying fucking things in the world you me. One of the weirdest, most talented and inspiring musicians died a horrific and gruesome death at a tragically young age, and you're playing the "hurrdurr fake fans" card? Genuinely disgusting.

#stinkylittlememesfordaddy

The shipping fee is the final test to see if you really wanna buy something

Some new people have started following me because of my post about the Reflection Pool. This was a grave miscalculation on their part, and I will not be held responsible for the things this account will subject them to.

I wonder if any of Elon’s other children bully that one he gave a super weird name

Our beautiful President is giving out free Gatorade in DC today. All true patriots should take a big ol gulp to show how much they love their country. 🫡🇺🇸

Phil Yabut@philliefan99.bsky.social · 4mo ago

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

Hey what if I just responded to everything everyone said with "omg that's so male-brained of you" regardless of their assigned gender at birth or current gender identity for like an entire week? Would that be funny or nah?

i think Lex Luthor's original origin story was that Superman blew off his hair and he got mad. Which sounds silly but it is absolutely the kind of pettiness you'd expect of a billionaire today.