Alan Smith thinks Palmer & Rogers could be a dangerous combination if they can build an understanding.

Stunk the place out. Hull want it more, first to everything- there’s at least 5 out there who couldn’t trap a bag of sand.

TNT employ Jules Breach as a little grass, she hangs around the tunnel and sits behind the beach and reports on private conversations. What a way to live.

He’s not been the same since he met Noel.

The Barclays is back tonight (& this what having no football to watch this week looks like for me).

Rules? Where we’re going we don’t need rules…

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 5d ago

🚨 Manchester City enquired to Crystal Palace about Adam Wharton but were told 22yo midfielder not available this summer. England international among options on #MCFC recruitment list but #CPFC have no intention of selling before deadline 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...

Just imagine a world where one of these is sold, and I mean 1 shirt in total, ever.

@vera-kober-art.bsky.social your work is incredible.

“MAKE SOME SIGNINGS YOU CUUUUUUNTS!!!!… NO!! NOT THAT SIGNING!!! THAT WAS THE ONE I WAS SCREAMING ABOUT LAAAAAAST YEAR!!!”

Someone take that vocoder offov Julian Casablancas & smash the piss out of it.

There are dozens and dozens, but being a fairly intelligent, free-thinking adult, I just shrug my shoulders & think “if other people enjoy it, why would that ever bother me!?” & then move on with life.

Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco!@ohhhaeee.bsky.social · last wk.

Whats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise? It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT. Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-

This rain can fuck off.

John Collins & Collins John -

Philip@blumphy.bsky.social · last wk.

Players that should have played together Lou Macari & Yusuf Chippo No, you fuck off!

Genuinely one of the worst clubs in the history of the game.

Just because PEP IS BALD, it doesn’t mean BALD IS PEP.

The way we’ve conceded those 4 goals tells me that, Amorim’s exit was so quick- the players didn’t have time to buy him a leaving present.

SHIT AOTS.

Fininho@fino76.bsky.social · last wk.

We look great going forward, and, well at the back… it’s a case of instant, projectile diarrhoea.

2 United defenders collided you say!? Against AC Milan you say!? & they Scored?? I’ve seen this movie before.

What a ‘keeper he is. He’ll get lots and lots of practice.

We look great going forward, and, well at the back… it’s a case of instant, projectile diarrhoea.

Amorim should sub that defender off immediately.

“…& the Treble looms large”

Hi, I’m my mother & I’s shared umbilical cord.

Philip@blumphy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you I fell from the top of Davyhulme Park bandstand trying to retrieve a ‘first on’ of a cigarette

Ooooooh give over.

Cheirarias o Raio do Haaland?

This must’ve been a tough decision - they’ve always had such a fruitful relationship in the past 👀

Ireland against Fascism@irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 2w ago

www.thejournal.ie/fai-withdraw...

The Simpsons: Moe Gets 'Laundry' Money

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David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2w ago

🚨 Al Qadsiah in advanced talks to sign Tijjani Reijnders from Manchester City. Deal for 28yo midfielder not yet agreed but #AlQadsiah working to finalise with #MCFC + Dutch international in next days as season starts & new stadium nears 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/751...

Manchester City are a virus & the football authorities are Robert Kennedy Jr.

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2w ago

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea say deadline set at 5pm UK on Friday for Manchester City or any other suitors to send £120m net bid to sign Enzo Fernandez or 25yo staying this summer. #CFC say payment terms privately communicated to #MCFC + midfielder 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/750...

Eclipse today, just like ‘99… 2 trophies in a week, just like ‘99… Coincidence!?

50 Cent's Surprised Reaction and Smile

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