I think this is a call to arms for #TheArchers tweetalongers: what do you have in your crimping arsenals?
FintanTheWrong
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Ragwort fight starter. Rambler (in both senses). #TheArchers shitposter. Unofficial spokesperson for the pipe smoking community. Tilts at AI windmills
Is Emma having a big birthday on Friday? #TheArchers
#TheArchers Listen up, rule flouters! Nanny is not pleased! (Many, many names redacted to protect the innocent):
Another fancy bra goes sailing into the ether!
Get To Know Nature@gettoknownature.bsky.social · 2d agoPerfect elegance (Great Egret) #birds 🌿
Paul Merton Incandescent Over Max Miller Revelations
Recently I read a post on here that stated The Guardian was on a slide to the far right. My sides are still in orbit.
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Continuity: "Kenton sparks debate" "Should we feed him to my pigs or run him through your wood chipper?" #TheArchers
Fucking give us an edit option you commie bastards!
FintanTheWrong@fintantwrong.bsky.social · 3d agoImagine playing bowls at the commonwealth games and calling tourself an athlete.
Imagine playing bowls at the commonwealth games and calling tourself an athlete.
Hello? Everyone still there? Just checking the rapture didn't happen while I was watching a movie about the rapture (Nicholas Cage was obvioulsy in severe need of a cheque).
Wtf, Nic Cage made a nutjob movie about the rapture and I have not seen it?
When did #Feedback turn into absolute shite? Oh yeah, when Roger Bolton told them to do one.
H. G. Wells was also fond of ejaculation, there are several in The War of the Worlds (adolescent me found this hilarious).
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3d ago“Ah! poor fellow! he’ll have to die now,” ejaculated the Long Island sailor.
Docking at a coriolis station in Elite should be that standard test for piloting UAVs.
"Here's a wee pressie hen, thought it might cheer you up" "Eww, what is that Jazzer?" "Your step father's ears!" #TheArchers
I wonder what hospital Kenton is at now? #TheArchers
Sunday is possibly the best drinking night of the week. #TheArchers
Just told the radio to feck off over a 'quackers' joke I absolutely would have made myself.
Rambling yesterday: Mansplainer: "The Archers began during World War Two blah blah..." Me:
Mrs Wrong and I tied the knot twenty one years ago today! I'm providing free, expert* relationship advice for one day only! *YMMV
