Sorry but that's just my AOE. If you walk into it and take damage that's on you, brother.
POV: You're in Morne Tunnel and you just killed the Scaly Misbegotten
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 5d ago
KEN JENNINGS (the category is Monkey Business): Though they weren't raised by apes, "Tarzan Boy" was a smash hit for this European one-hit wonder named after an American city. ME (mouth full of egg salad even after the producer took what he thought was all the food I snuck in): What's West Vagina
Being a gardener is probably so easy. That invisible guy does most of the work
I'm on the sea biscuit diet. I see a biscuit and then I eat horse meat
HYPNOTIST (trying to help someone quit caffeine): You are getting very awake
they should make an anti-gun where when you fire it the bullet stays in the same place but you shoot off into safety at bullet speed
i hate when a villain presses a secret switch and suddenly the stairs turn into a slide. somebody's gonna get hurt
whenever someone is annoying me I just say to myself "oh this poor guy has The Condition. he can't help it. the disease is doing this to him." There's no such thing as The Condition but I think it's nice to pretend there is
the placebo effect isn't real. humans just have the ability to turn fake medicine real with their brain
tiger knee is a funny name for a martial arts technique. the knee might be the least dangerous part of a tiger
Ben Stiller confirms that they are "nearly done" imagining parts of season 3 of Severance and will "probably begin filming right after we run out of money"
Sorry I don't believe the airplane preacher stuff. It's staged/deceptively edited. I've been on an airplane and I noticed that they don't really like when you fuck around very much at all
We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star
is it really "dying on this hill" to just go on and on about something? you're just screaming on this hill. All we can do is hope that you'll die
to me, every marker is a magic marker. I'm pretty easily impressed
You heard the woman. *cocking shotgun* now turn the beat around
ME: your name is pretty unusual considering where you're Of LAWRENCE OF ARABIA: yeah,
i got that million dollar Mad Katz, this shit is solid gold and none of the buttons work because im never fuckin pressed
It's actually called Mangosteen's fruit. Mangosteen was the name of the doctor
nice retail price, kid. did your manufacturer suggest it?
YOUR PEDOMETER: You walked 10,000 steps today! That's 800 million calories! HEALTHY LIFE SCIENCE DOT FACTS: 26 hours of vigorous exercise burns between 20 and 25 calories
Trumpet players are literally making the trumpet sound with their mouth. They're doing all the work. The horn and buttons are all for show
when you drink beer you piss out its body and you burp out its ghost
Does anyone remember this indie game from the last 10 or so years? The game is kind of like one huge screen you can scroll around on and it's covered in drawings and writings in a made up language that you sort of have to learn to understand the game.
God does not play dice but Jesus has a serious problem with DraftKings