PSA: Chris Onstad is still doing Achewood, putting out a frankly ridiculous amount of new stuff every week, and it’s beautiful as ever. www.achewood.com
people always ask why i’m so beloved and it’s because i’ve never shared one single genuine opinion on anything ever
[shoves bra into bottle of tito’s, lights it on fire] son this is what they call a gentleman’s molotov [yeets it at cybertruck]
ads should probably change “ask your doctor” to the more plausible “ask a doctor” or maybe “ask a shitty chatbot that scraped transcripts of The Pitt”
I wasn’t allowed to talk about this until now but I wrote a script for a horror movie called THE MONSTER IS A METAPHOR, here’s a sneak peek
ME: we never talk anymore BOBA FETT: ME: you never ask me how i’m feeling BOBA FETT: ME: please bob, it’s me, open up BOBA FETT: do not call me bob
I had that blue guy when I was a kid. I don’t know where he came from, maybe I swiped him from someone at school. I didn’t know what his deal was. I think he was missing a foot. He gave me the creeps. But back then you worked with what you had.
Bronze Age Babies@bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · last wk.Micronauts And a great post, lots of pix, found here. 👇🏼 jimdoran.art/tag/micronauts
ME: my wish is a big budget movie starring Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, John Candy, Ned Beatty, Christopher Lee, Toshiro Mifune, Robert Stack, Nancy Allen, Patti LuPone, Slim Pickens, Joe Flaherty, Michael McKean, Mickey Rourke, James Caan, Penny Marshall, and many more ONE WISH WILLOW: okayyyyyy
i’ve never been comfortable calling myself a Content Creator……until now
BREAKING: The elaborate set built in Malta for Robert Altman’s deeply weird Popeye movie was turned into a theme park that still exists today.
PLEASE back my yakstarter so i can purchase 1 yak. ROI will be bonkers: a picture of me braiding yak’s fur, a podcast of me talking to yak about my problems, a coffee mug (not yak themed), platinum tier patrons will be visited by yak late at night when yak is hungry
I guess enough time has gone by that I can finally admit I used Claude to design my website in 1999 😔
When I was a kid my family had a cookbook from the 60s with nice illustrations by a guy named Andrew Warhol
I’m so excited to begin the next chapter of my life journey! It’s called “Chapter XXIV, in which our Hero does nothing of Merit. — Slackjaw’d scrolling. — A panoply of lukewarm Taquitos. — A pirate movie, rewatched. — Revelations in the Lavatory! — A Nap, at last, to briefly silence the Terrors.”
this is the only good internet account
We're just normal men@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · last mo.We’re just innocent men
KEEP HONKING I’m listening to DJ Shadow’s 1996 masterpiece Endtroducing and my own desperate brain-howls as I try to unremember the awful things I’ve done in the past
Went to the gas station and while I paid five dollars a gallon they played “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star and I can’t even begin to describe the complex tapestry of feelings I experienced in that moment
I haven’t seen Project Hail Mary but I HAVE seen every single frame as an animated gif so I guess I have seen Project Hail Mary
hmm i don’t really have anything meaningful to add to this person’s post but i still want to type words on it……oh wait i’ve got just the thing HOLY SHIT
if you come back from a vacation and don’t describe it as “amazing” then i know you got diarrhea
they keep making more Skarsgårds, there must be some old Saab factory that cranks out a new one every year
happy 20th birthday to my toyota corolla, i will keep driving it forever, we were not meant to have an ipad on our dashboards
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