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@firesfletcher.bsky.social

Noivern, 18+ probably, 21 y/o Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV They/Them, EN/FR I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account @scorchinsharp on twitter @hessianlobo.bsky.social ❤️

Okay but it's crazy when the only thing I remember about a movie is Trump being almost killed irl and there being a really shitty joke like where Jasmine and Aladdin say "Call us Jaladdin" that was so bafflingly bad that my friends and I had to pause for a few minutes to stop laughing

Yearly Penis Quota Achiever@firesfletcher.bsky.social · 2d ago

Watch Rise of Red if you wanna see a bafflingly bad story btw. Like I can't even say "it's a DCOM, so it's still fun to watch" because it isn't fun to watch. The most memorable part of that movie was when Trump was almost assassinated and we switched to the news channel partway through.

Unfortunately, I very much do like watching Disney Channel Original Movies. At best, you get a fun movie to watch with some shitty lyrics and some baffling decisions but you can tell they had fun with it and at worst you get like. Descendents Rise of Red

Hot take but Furry M/M VNs are always The sweetest doe eyed wolf boy who will be subjected to the most horrible traumatizing events throughout the game and is considered to be the bad ending And the walking red flag bad boy wolf dude who will insult and throw slurs at you and be the good ending

my understanding of zohran mamdani is that he is kind of like new york's flowery where he pops up saying "Sorry to keep you waiting!" and then fixes a bunch of potholes with an army of infrastructure workers and then leaves

"Hey we need you to move so we can help out the two other groups behind you" (Looking at her phone and sorting through shirts that she can easily look at somewhere else) "Yeah but I was here first" "Yes, but I need to help other guests" "Did you hear what I just said?" Oh my godddd