Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝

@fishsqueezer.bsky.social

Idaho fish/wildlife biologist. Lover of nature, photography, books, family. Politically active & outraged, just not posting that on Bluesky. Views my own. Photos ALT text: pfp: collage with spouse, horse, houseplant, fish banner: pride flowers

Interesting science - extrapolating age from length is difficult in long-lived fish. I get anxious thinking about legal harvest of fish far older than the U.S. Imagine remembering when Shakespeare wrote Macbeth in the early 1600s. 😬🐟🧪

These Great Lakes fish may live more than 400 years, making them nearly as old as Greenland sharks

Lake sturgeon were already called living fossils, but new research reveals female sturgeon in some populations could survive more than four centuries, upending decades of assumptions.

mlive.com

Absolute madlad herpetologist from Wisconsin went full Dread Pirate Roberts and injected himself over 700 times with increasing amounts of venom from various snakes (including nearly dying once from a mistake). He also had them directly bite him over 200 times to develop immunity to them all. 🐍🧪

Why this man let venomous snakes bite him 202 times

Snake enthusiast Tim Friede’s snake bite experiments could hold key to creating universal antivenom

deseret.com

I'm not blasting Emily because I'm sure the wages are out of her hands, but there are janitorial positions and Walmart shelf stocking jobs in Norman, OK that pay more than $19/hr, and they don't require a bachelor's degree with a preference for a MASTERS DEGREE. Do better, University of Oklahoma. 🐟

Emily Troyer@fishfetisher.bsky.social · last wk.

We're still looking for a Fish Collection Manager at the Sam Noble Museum in Oklahoma! Apply by August 1st. #MuseumJobs #TeamFish jobs.ou.edu/jobs/curator...