The first question humankind will ask a spacefaring alien species in regards to their advanced technology: "But can it run DOOM?"

Today is not a good day.

As someone who used to speedrun Ocarina of Time, the current heatwave makes me feel like I'm zfg.

Anyone got any #advice on drawing #backgrounds digitally using Clip Studio Paint? More specifically in a watercolor-y style like Dragonball Z or oldschool Disney?

I have no idea where I'm going with this, let alone if I even wanna keep going. I just wanted to draw some funny moon faces. #art #animation #oc

As requested, one humanized depiction of @thisisdonebyhumans.bsky.social. I don't know if this could be considered fanart or an OC, but whatever. #art #fanart #oc #thisisdonebyhumans

What can I say, I like me some big Dolly Parton sized b... lond hairdos. #art #animation

Okay, so either I have a different definition of the word than the rest of Bluesky or I'm just mistaken, but when I say "reply to" I mean something along the lines of "here, me", not likes. Don't get me wrong likes are cool and all, but not necessarily what I had in mind.

Okay, lets do this #giveaway thing again. Just like last time, the first person replying to this post gets a #free #drawing of their choice. The mandatory disclaimer: I can't do/struggle with sexy/lewd/cute/nsfw/manga/furry, I suck at poses/perspective/backgrounds and it might take a while.

I could use a Leon who'd help me solve my problems right now, too. #art #fanart #ashley #residentevil

Sometimes I wish my life would be set in a Carpenter Brut music video, such as Turbo Killer.

I gotta say, I'm everything but used to having my phone vibrate every half an hour b/c someone liked my post. Getting that much of attention is kinda frightening. But seeing how well that all went, I consider doing this again.

And just so it won't stay hidden in a reply to a two week old post and will instead appear on the normal feed as well: Fanart of @pounces.bsky.social OC Vivian. #art #fanart #oc #pounce

Alright, it's wednesday and no one spoke up. So, what it'll be @pounces.bsky.social?

I just got called by some dude trying to sell me on SpaceX stocks and when I declined, because I will never support Musk in any way shape or form, he was rather shocked to hear I have principles. Friggin' finance bros, I swear to god.

Hey @pounces.bsky.social, I'm not sure if I should consider your like a reply because I was expecting something along the lines of "here, gimme", but if no one is gonna speak up until idk next wednesday I'll consider that like a reply.

I'm gonna regret this but screw it. First person to reply to this gets a free #drawing. Just be aware, I suck. I can't do lewd, cute, sexy, manga nor furry. I struggle with backgrounds, poses and perspective. I can only do cellshading. Also, depending on my mental state, it might take an eternity.

Sending out job applications again. Can't wait to get rejected everywhere and have my confidence destroyed. Maybe I should start offering commissions? But then again who would ever hire me when you could hire any of those much more talented artists on here? Unless I'm doing it for free.

If you ever get the chance to watch the #Redline OVA, do it. Its one of (if not the) most stylish animes I've ever watched. It's so stylish, it doesn't need anything else, yet it does have everything. Great and unique characters, each one deserving of their own spin-off.

Bnuy

"Trust the process!" The process in question: #art #fanart #wip #residentevil #nemesis

Okay, so who was/is responsible for Youtubes new embed player, are they still employed, and if so why? This thing is completely unusable on desktop. Seems like I know more about UI/UX than anyone at Google. I'm also way cheaper.

Idk if I'll ever finish this, so here, have this rough #animation.

Look, I like cooking, very much so. But if you want me to make dough I'm going to straight up force feed you flour. I may be italian in heritage, but I swear to god I hate nothing more than fighting with sticky dough.

Capcom seriously needs to tone down the death animations in #re9 #requiem. If Alt+F4-ing, restarting the game and reloading the save from the main menu is quicker than watching those animations then those animations are way, way too long. I'm old, that stuff isn't scary anymore, its just annoying.

Okay, cool, looks like I'm save for the moment, but I might have to fight my incompetent landlord (on a court of justice). What kind of absurd rpg has my life turned into? What is this timeline?

Or, you know, dead. Not sure at this point.

If you don't hear from me the next few days/weeks, don't worry, it is because I'm going to be homeless.

I'm real happy to hear @prozdishere.bsky.social voiceact Musashi Miyamoto in the new #Baki, but man, I'm sitting here watching and waiting for this man to break out the King Dragon rap or tell Cesare about some really bad food.

Some random #scribble or something.