snorin and using his backpack as a pillow... mimimi 💤💤💤💤

lays out on the dewgrass, staring up at the cloudy sky. the thunder rumbles, winds bloewing colder and fluttering shady willow leaves.

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐮 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 -𝐀.𝐊.𝐀 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 -𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 -𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 -𝐌𝐂𝐑𝐏𝟏𝟖+ -𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 -#OPRP -#bLAmereckLAss

💥𝑺𝒂𝒃𝒐 💥◼️ ◼️💥20+ 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔💥◼️ ◼️💥𝑵𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒘𝒅 💥◼️ ◼️💥𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎 💥◼️ ◼️💥𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍💥◼️ ◼️💥#𝑶𝒏𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒑 💥◼️ ◼️💥#𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 💥◼️ ◼️💥♥️/🔂💥◼️

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thorn. right haha god forbid we want a dilf/milf for the fantasy of it 🤣🤣

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

ishtar: no, they’re SO RIGHT. How dare we thirst for a DILF/MILF? That’s WORKS OF SATAN. ✨

thorn. even if this place has dust bunnies i’m never going back to oprp on twitter because they act like age gap ships are the devils work and older characters must only be parental figures like...

( getting the pirate captain who plays around with intestines and important body parts grossed out? this is new territory for ace. ) not call my mams a hoe for one!

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

perhaps. ( definitely not a grossed out. ) you were pissing me off, what else was i supposed to do?!

( sanji is so pretty on a normal day, but extra so when he blushes. it makes ace want to fluster him over and over, but the thought of food makes his mind wander into a different zone. ) aww, i was wonderin’ how come i didn't see you out there. can i have a few please?

𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓳𝓲 𓂃ㅤ˚ ໑@playboycook.bsky.social · last yr.

[Those words brought a soft blush to his cheeks but he didn’t tear his gaze away.] Just cleaning up after the afternoon snack. We have extra pigs in a blanket if you’d like some.

quietly stalks a leopard — well as quiet as ace can be, leaves and twigs crunching under his feet. the spotted carnivore has noticed him, he’d bet his hat they have, but continues their lonely trek into the jungle. he’s excited to follow, but his feet snag over a gnarled root and sends —

thorn. ace is Southern to me i think its cute

broke and happy as a clam! 🙂‍↕️

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

If you say so… broke boy.

a needle’s pretty cheap, nami... 😅

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

It is when you could melt it or destroy it in someway. Do you think supplies are cheap?

if you’re offerin’, i won’t say no. i gotta keep up the way i know i can when i get lost in the jungles, savannahs, and way out at sea. having your own farm an’ stuff must be good as gold, fresh taters and herbs! ( he comments with a grin, hand in his pocket. )

‍ ‍ *:･ﾟ✧ 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙾 𝙴𝙻 𝚂𝙾𝙻.@solarspelled.bsky.social · last yr.

as a person who loves to cook, you'd be doing the exact opposite. c'mon, lets get you some proper grub.

that i might not be all that smart n stuff but i know borrowin’ a needle ain’t supposed to break the bank!

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

And I can flirt a rich man out of his wallet…. What’s your point?

i can just flirt for a free needle at the medicine place 🤔

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

Next time I’ll charge you triple over price.

no way, that’s overpriced! also i feel like if i was actually dyin’ you’d still try griefing my pockets, nami.

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

Ace is so dramatic…. He wasn’t even actually dying…. Also 400 Beri for a sewing needle is a discount thank you very much.

aww, my stomach’s a-growlin’...

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if you’re sad and horny are you sorny 🤔

quietly stalks a leopard — well as quiet as ace can be, leaves and twigs crunching under his feet. the spotted carnivore has noticed him, he’d bet his hat they have, but continues their lonely trek into the jungle. he’s excited to follow, but his feet snag over a gnarled root and sends —

whatcha doin’ besides stealing my heart, pretty boy? ( a smirk makes its appearance, confident in his delivery. his elbows lean over the counter, gazing into his eyes. )

𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓳𝓲 𓂃ㅤ˚ ໑@playboycook.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh? Well I’m happy to help. [Giving him a playful smile, he cast him a wink.]

well, you’re shorter than me... i didn’t mean no offense! ( boyish smile, tipping the back of his hat. ) aww but i wouldn’t wanna be in your hair! my lil’ bit of porcupine can keep me up.

‍ ‍ *:･ﾟ✧ 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙾 𝙴𝙻 𝚂𝙾𝙻.@solarspelled.bsky.social · last yr.

i'm not little. and second, to food. i cook for a living.

huh? where are you trying to lead me, little lady?

‍ ‍ *:･ﾟ✧ 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙾 𝙴𝙻 𝚂𝙾𝙻.@solarspelled.bsky.social · last yr.

noooo ... ace —- just follow me.

mm you think there’s worms? double meal. ☺ hey now that’s not a nice thing ta say about dandan, i’m gonna tell her. 🤨

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

i believe porcupine tastes like pig— according to my polar bear friend- that’s irrelevant the porcupine you ate was probably infested with worms. YOUR-MOM-A-HOE-METER.

the boo bear is my friend and it was at night! plus i wanted to know if porcupine tasted like sea urchin— THEIR-mom-o-meter!

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

why would you go through all the effort of removing all those quills when you could’ve just looked around for a deer or even a bear . . TH-ER-MO-METER.

( rummages in his backpack for the last of his roasted porcupine. )

thorn. your mom o meter...

i was hungry after nappin in the woods, it was the first thing i came across! and i was kinda curious what they taste like. OH! HER-mom-o-meter!

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

why would you eat porcupine— you deserve the stomachache. THERMOMETER.