☠︎ howdy, fraggers!~ CZAR here (they/them, 18+) this is a canon-inspired Lobo portrayal with my own lore, AUs & crossover nonsense~~~expect violence, dark humor, and cosmic chaos! adults only, if you've got a bounty or a plot come say hi!

Kara and the bag are now twenty feet away, munching happily.

𝙎𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙋𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤@watchmeblow.bsky.social · last wk.

( .. Smiiiirks ) Trying to yoink another chip. ..... As if that will go any better than the first.

She sighs! Then laughs. Then throws one up into the atmosphere just for him. FETCH!

𝗞𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼@supergoodboy.bsky.social · last wk.

His mom sounded angry so he stopped. A few more fell out and to the ground as he halted.

She's fast enough to snatch it back in the blink of an eye without so much as a blur. NO ONE is fast enough to take these from her! NO ONE!

𝙎𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙋𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤@watchmeblow.bsky.social · last wk.

.................. Slowly takes one of the chips. Bold? Yes. Consequences are irrelevant..

She's in hot pursuit, saving every chip she can. KRYPTO!

𝗞𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼@supergoodboy.bsky.social · last wk.

Goes faster More chips falling out.

What is a 'Lobo'?

I also would like to know the answer to this conundrum...

𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫@arachnascent.bsky.social · last wk.

"Does anyone... uh, sorry to interrupt. Super quick Q: Anyone know how to get red and blue stains out of a cotton dress shirt? Time-Sensitive ask for a friend!"

CHASING HIM! so long sound barrier

𝗞𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼@supergoodboy.bsky.social · last wk.

Wags and zips away with chips, some of them flying out of the bagm

A wise decision! Only *I* am strong enough to handle XXtra Heat & Lime flavor.

Agent Spider | Vincent Valet@invincible-spidey.bsky.social · last wk.

very slowly puts bag of chips down

THESE ARE MY CHIPS!!

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬!

𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫@arachnascent.bsky.social · last wk.

𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙮. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 — 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦...

I would like to "try on" one of these green lantern rings and see how powerful I become!

I am going to WIN this sand castle building tournament IN THE NAME OF KRYPTON!!!

KRYPTONIAN KARATE KICK

I am OK it was just a brick.

urk—!

Being the strongest sure is tough.

ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵘʳᵗˢ

sneezes cutely

If we are doomed to fall then we should at least do so with vigor.

‍✶⠀ ⠀ 𝓡𝙴͡𝙳ᴹ̲ᴶ@miss-watson.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀ we can't command our hearts , we'll fall in love eventually ...    ⠀ ⠀

So we should just stay single forever?

‍✶⠀ ⠀ 𝓡𝙴͡𝙳ᴹ̲ᴶ@miss-watson.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀ it's always good at the beginning , darling . then things get messy ... specially when you're a hero of sorts , or the girlfriend of one —— like i was .    ⠀ ⠀

I am always this tense.

— ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ@thethwipawesome.bsky.social · last mo.

ok ok no need to tense up

Really? Everyone else seems obsessed with dating. And happier for it.

‍✶⠀ ⠀ 𝓡𝙴͡𝙳ᴹ̲ᴶ@miss-watson.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀ it's a waste of time , trust me ... you're not missing anything .    ⠀ ⠀

And 𝐍𝐎𝐖, the 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 you've all been 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 . . . Put your hands together for 𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐀 .ᐟ

𝓩.@magicalmistress.bsky.social · 6mo ago

𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇, and i will 𝐄𝐊𝐀𝐌 𝐔𝐎𝐘 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐇𝐂 𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐀 . . . you will not know eht 𝐋𝐀𝐄𝐑 morf eht 𝐋𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐔, and what you will see lliw mees 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐃 . . .

Never!

— ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ@thethwipawesome.bsky.social · last mo.

uh huh ..

I was orphaned and then brainwashed by the destroyer of my homeworld, then raised in solitude to be his ultimate warrior, so I didn't have much time for dating until now.

‍✶⠀ ⠀ 𝓡𝙴͡𝙳ᴹ̲ᴶ@miss-watson.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀ consider yourself lucky .    ⠀ ⠀

Ahahaha! Relationship drama. That has never happened to me.