Darcy
@fitzdarcy.bsky.social
Vicarious dating expert (4 sisters-in-law). Atty. Real estate investor. Go Birds. I🧡TLOAS 🫶🦅💚
Now we know why Elijah Mitchell was fodder for the practice squad #eagles
Elijah Mitchell has an impressive lack of instinct. You only notice him when he’s doing something utterly brainless.
Can we all collectively agree to stop sh*t talking Jalen Hurts now? #gobirds
Wow 3 penalties at once. New skill unlocked for the Birds #eagles
Jameis was on a streak and they put McCarthy back in??? The Giants' OC isn't any brighter than ours #gobirds
Half of these guys never thought they'd wear a standard Eagles jersey on field, much less a Kelly green #gobirds
Braden Mann having his best year during the Eagle worst year #gobirds
Why are the feeds out of sync?? Y'all are commenting on plays before Comcast bothers showing them to us #eagles
Jalen must be so happy he doesn't have to take the plane for this absolute garbage O-line bs #eagles
Carter doesn't have much to celebrate, and Davis has literally NOTHING #gobirds
Eight games into the season, if the Eagles offensive line coach can’t fix a problem as basic as the one that led to that drive-killing sack, he needs to be an ex-offensive line coach. Just absurd.
I love that Saquon picks a kid out before a TD and takes the ball right to 'em #gobirds #flysaquonfly
What happened to Tanner? He showed so much promise and now just suuuuuucks
Gardner Minshew just played his best game for the Eagles 🦅 #gobirds
Saquon's return questionable, which was inevitable. I may need to go to sleep rather than watch Elijah Mitchell
Guessing Saquon has a partial avulsion that will be a problem all season
Hope we get a commercial while Jeffrey crowns himself emperor #flyeaglesfly