The weirdest part of my day was watching one full grown man touch the hand of another full grown that had held a stick of DDR6.

I'm helping small businesses in the community* *calls plug

I love a ligation movie Watches, Acme vs coyote.

Not for nothing is all you every had.

I've done something that makes me nervous and this is how I cope.

If they fire me I can take a nap

One last nap that lasts a lifetime.

Greatness is not achieved by the meek and the mild.

It might be worth the gas money just to drive home from work for a mid day nap.

Me, mad on a random Tuesday because I have to wear a bra

I have hopes and dreams Please crush them all

The hyper independence come from the constant disappointment

Draft Dez Ballz

If leprosy was a paint job that would be my car.

My car looks so bad the homeless guy tried to give me money.

My car looks like it has a felony possession charge.

What kind of week are you having because my car got broken in to twice at work.

Treating all my ailments with coffee and procrastinating

Me: Google the inside of my ear tingles Google: go to the doctor NOW You will DIE if you don't Me: I think your over reacting Google: yes, yes I am

Throw it back a decade 2016 😭

Me anytime I have a free moment

Coming hot and late

Printing dragons in my dungeon

Whisper sweet Q4 projection in your ear.

These spreadsheet are going to spread themselves.

Sometimes i miss working as a bridge troll in your dreams.

Reclaiming my time

I need to do something different with my life. Let getting doughnuts

My closest relationship right now is with a tech at work.

I dont know if I made myself sad or I just realized I was.