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i draw gay pirates and dnd characters alike

if niklaus is a warlock and the nameless prince is his patron then i think the funniest thing grizzly could do is give niklaus daddy issues and that’s how the albatrio can fix him, in this essay i will-

@/grizzly drop the undersea lore doc. i know you have it somewhere. HEY GRIZZLY WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHALE FALLS AND THE CULTURAL IMPLICATIONS OF THEM IN RIPTIDE-

if relistening to jrwi has taught me anything it’s that i cannot skip a single episode or rolled or else i might miss a 5 minute undersea tangent hidden in a guest star rolled.

i don’t think tritons in riptide would use blankets when going to bed in the undersea, but they would put young children in little sleeping bags so they don’t float away may i present: the mermaid purse. probably wouldn’t be made out of collagen, but is meant to mimic the safety of being in an egg

Picture of a swell shark’s egg case, commonly known as a mermaid purse.