I headcanon that mutt when in trouble drops the lazy way he talks. suddenly it's perfect pronunciation and grammar. he uses it to momentarily stun Razz for the most cartoonish escape he can make
Vanny hates egg plants
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Red watching papyrus cook: 'I wanna see it bloom when he pushes" Sans "nope...nope absolutely not nope"
Mutt: Duck fact for you Unlike most birds who molt there wing feathers on at a time, ducks drop them all at once. naked little chicken wing looking nubs for two weeks each year...naked ass wing babies Razz:....that's great mutt,but it DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I CAUGHT YOU FUCKING THE SOCK...AGAIN
Edge and Raz talking about who they sleep with. when the topic of edge letting the more lazy of there counter parts into bed with them (it's stretch...poor baby) Edge "fuck you it's not a pity lay" Raz "ok you non profit whoreganization" Says raz who sleeps with the mustard goblin
When angry blue definitely fat shames sans "1..2...3..4.. CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT SOME TIME SANS" "what?!?"
Sometimes I like to think of Red having a super small peener, he gets all angry and doubles down harder when topping. Small yet powerful and blue likes watching him sobbing above him while humping like his life depends on it
coffee passive aggressively texting wine when annoyed "I went there and they said you were the captain"
Fellgore: a human said they'd like to stroke my beard Gaster:...I would like to shove it in my mouth Fellgore:.... Gaster: also down my throat, GWOK GWOK GWOK
I headcanon that wine spanks the other skellys when he's upset with them Full on. Gloves off. SPANKING. bone on bone. Spank spank spank Red and Razz seem to annoy wine more then the others 🤔
wine being slightly sensitive (very) over being the oldest sans in the house. only for stretch and mutt to start calling him unc...red saw it on undernet and decided teaching those two the term was a good (waste) use of an afternoon "Sup' unc!" "Unc wine!!" wine spanks red so hard later for it
Razz in this standing at the top of a long spiral staircase, watching mutt and cash stumbling back in. "AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!?" an ominous wind gently making the Bambi princess fur chiffon rob gently fluttering before hoytily pouting chin turned upwards Cash "mutt swap bros with me"
no one can change my mind that error doesn't troll people in vrchat. bro would be relentless with it too and suddenly start dropping doxs until blue scolds him over it "ERROR IT ISN'T NICE TO DOX INNOCENT HUMANS IN VRCHAT, EVEN IF THEY CALLED YOU AN INCEL"
TW : gore ? Papyrus has lost all his baby teeth...
sans: what ya got there buddy? red: a fidget toy. I stole off a 7 year old in a Wendy's when he looked at me funny sans: ....red no
red "I want boss to impregnate me the way a female seahorse despoits there eggs into her male seahorse husband who then fertilizes and lays hundreds of eggs" sans "you fell asleep with the discovery channel on again didn't ya?"
I'm fantasizing about being non consensually touched by sans Undertale