What the UK goverment is going to do to me tomorrow (They know about that one audio I made 5 years ago)

Uni has arrived

ppl never let artists who draw fat men alone!!!!! tell me why im being told a pic be better if it was a woman instead GO AWAY

[CW: Male, Pumpkin, Inflation, TF?] Oh look its the Duke- I mean Gourd of Meropide

I find it odd that a lot of the people I hang around really want to be inflated and/or turned into a blueberry while I honestly don't have that kind of feeling. I see myself as more of dominating, teasing type or as the puppeteer pulling the strings behind the curtain.

If I go outside in the morning and find one of you has taken my candy bowl I'm turning you into a pumpkin until next halloween

Just letting you all know that due to changes in UK law next week I have had to take down one of my older audios from FA for the foreseeable future

I need to make more worms maps using pics from my smut folder, been a hot minute

Fuck it. I've decided that the witch's life is for me. -Comfy (if not small) house -Finding people to fatten up and treat like pets -Turning people into whatever my perverted mind can think of. Sounds like the dream to me

Don’t overfeed your pokemon. Or do. I’m not your mom.

Dumb, Stupid TF story idea - Person pirates minecraft - Tries to make armor - keeps coming out as horse armor - Turns into horse Thanks for coming to my TED talk

This is what happens when you eat all the candy meant for the trick-or-treaters.. At least he’ll make a good decoration >:3

boutta redecorate half the neighborhood! Com for @FairyofSpice

Quick question for my American followers. I'm tryng to write something and I need to know What do you consider to be usual or even essential party food? Particularly Birthday party food. I'm not sure how different it is between there and the UK

I don't consider myself maternal in the slightest but Black Cats probably make me the closest to it. Like I think all cats are cute but pure black voids just set off a "this is baby and I must protect it" alarm in my head

Over time I've come to the realization that I simply cannot make things that someone else wants me to. I can only make what I want, even if it does about as well as Digger at the box office

Crossfaded off of blackberry wine and some weed.. and I ate waaaay too much 😵‍💫

Bloon'd

You know what? Fuck You *Curses you with blue, fat and gay*

Everybody up for juicing duty till the blueberry starts cumming like a fruit gusher

Ever get so hungry you scran a sausage roll like Saturn devouring his son?

but it’s october

I offer a huge apology for taking so long to complete this commission 🥲; I hope you enjoy it. Also, this commission was made for Tako Puff. Enjoy it dude!

It's funny that while my popping content isn't gory in the traditional sense, you can still tell those fuckers are not okay

I've got 99 problems and I'm starting to think estrogen could solve at least 20 of them

Barnaby's seat

Remember when I used to make things?

For the amount of times my wifi has gone out for no reason I feel I should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of Richard Branson at least once

I feel like I'm too sober for most of the calls I end up joining

bro calm down