Neal Rice
@flakeal.so
Flake | 39, they, ΘΔ | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by muntjacked | blatantly horny on main 🔞
It’s so funny having seen Season 24 of Hell’s Kitchen first and then hearing every group of women in previous seasons say “we’re gonna make history and be the first all-women black jackets” because that doesn’t happen until season 24
man it's never not funny when a chef lies to gordon ramsay. like, you had to have watched hell's kitchen before applying. surely you aren't that stupid to think he's that stupid
Trying to invite people to come to your house after basically not having seen anyone in years is tough! I feel like I’m a vestigial person
sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i were completely alone. just living by myself, going to work, having no friends
What is it with people going on Hell’s Kitchen just to fucking drop dead on the first episode
