in front of you are 2 buttons >begin armageddon > ask again in 4 years you are usng a windows computer
rule nr2 of potion keeping: dont listen to a guy who asks for goat foreskin he doesnt know what he is talking about
monogamy?! in this economie!? how can you not polyamoury in this economie
i dont get why people are affraid of skelletons you litterally have one
santa claus is like the jesus for ppl with a praise kink
homosexual dropping vegetable asmr to snudy and chillax to
as odd and creepy as olms are i still feel like you could make them cute if you have them be goobers and clumsy and lazy
exuse my being late i was consulting an ancient beast (salamander)
they should make more pasta shaped after eldritch entitys
burying/dropping cermaic on the ground is kinda just returning earth to the earth if you think about it
i hate when that happens when i slap a girl on the ass and her mouth opens and a swarm of locusts spew out of it really sets the mood tho ngl
what if i sent you a Graphics Interchange format and called it a jif how would you feel batman
you have a bible, it came free with your xbox if you order now you also the third testament for free on top