hot take: we need more weirdo artists making weird creative shit, that's what gives this world its color
FlamingSackOfPizza
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hey aren't you that ytp guy who makes fun of award shows for kids (30's, he/him, i don't post nsfw very often but minors DNI either way)
WE ARE RIDERS, ON A MISSION PLASTIC TOYS IN MINT CONDITION
glass bottom boats, you make the rockin' world go rooound~~
the new muppet is a Jabert who says "GET me a BUR-ger"
The new Muppet is a beautiful woman who loves burgers
are you fucking shitting me, i thought i turned this shit off
haha, you kids! good luck with your metroid vore tonight, and remember, haaaaave fun with it!
and we're makin' obscure vinesauce jokes... On Layba Day
genuine question: why do we even bother engaging with the video game industry anymore? all i ever hear about are shitty games made by shitty companies who beat their workers into the ground only to lay them all off upon release, why should i expect anything else at this point
(a Far Side comic of a funeral for a rock-and-roll priest, another priest is giving a eulogy) "His taste in music may have been unorthodox, but there's no denying that Cardinal Loew was the finest vicar to ever play the blues."
i can't remember which Park Bench video had Tom Scott saying "Send The Damn Email," but that quote pops into my head whenever i'm staring at a Damn Email that needs to be Sent and it's definitely made it that much easier
if i were a dj i would 100% try to sneak the limewire bill clinton speech into my set
breaking news: the grim reaper has been fired, we wish him the best in his future endeavors
i've been out of school for at least a decade now, yet it's always this time of year when my brain just instinctively goes "oh no, summer's almost over, It's Time To Sad" and i have to remind myself that i'm in my 30's
liminal spaces be like "wouldn't it be weird if there was just an empty rundown tunnel that went on forever and led nowhere and every so often you'd see something really fucked up?" brother, what you're describing is a subway system
if i had a dollar for every time i've heard vincent price's thriller laugh sampled somewhere, i'd have more money than vincent's estate makes on royalties
playing a game called "is this streamer actually incomprehensible or do they just happen to stream at a time of day when i'm more likely to already be overstimulated"
if i could bring back one thing from the 90s, it'd have to be the ability to get paid for creative work. i look at the old sesame street animation scene, at gerry laybourne running nickelodeon by hiring artists and letting them do their thing, and i'm over here in 2026 like "man we can't have shit"
Now is the time to make your thing. Stop motion with LEGO, webcomic, walking sim game, weird Halloween costume, backyard water feature, container garden. This is your sign. Make your thing. Stop waiting. Do it.
genuinely there has to be a revolution on the way or something, idk if i've ever seen This Many People This Unanimously Fucking Angry (and rightfully so)