This website ain't been the same since Andy Miller left 😕
I dreamt I wrote a hit song for Glenn Gregory and the only lyrics I could remember upon waking were "if it's soft.. I hope that it covers me.. and if it's hard.. it goes straight through me"
What's the most terrifying scene ever in a horror film and why is it this 🌹 youtu.be/KBEfFgNld98?...
Best Horror Scenes - The Exorcist III
YouTube video by Sergio V.
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There's a fox, a chicken and a couple of chihuahuas who will all eat each other if left unsupervised on an island and you need to take them by boat to the opposite island but can only carry one at a time..wwyd?
I've just come home from a leaving do, taken off my kitten heels and thunk to myself "why don't shoe designers make something called a puppy heel" which is the same height as the kitten but fatter and more robust for walking and cracks in pavements/ escalators
Need to pick something to wear tomorrow that will take me through boiling hot temperatures from sedate Bangladeshi tea with a neighbour to a riotous Irish wake to a chic French bat mitzvah
I watched the AI Doc so you don't have to and to summarise: our mastery of AI will replace our mastery of money. If it knows you are trying to destroy it it will destroy you..pretty much the plot to the Midwich Cuckoos
I learnt a new phrase from security last night. We were talking about a mutual acquaintance- a guy who writes poetry, has soft brown curls, rumpled clothes, good manners, glasses- and a succession of flings with beautiful women. Imran said yeh he's a "Flower Boy".. love this
And on the seventh consecutive day of work her soul drifted away from her body and stuck to the ceiling like a tin foil helium balloon 🎈
Yes we accept our phones listen to us for the purposes of targeted advertising but how does a phone that I leave at home when I'm working 2.5 miles away know exactly what we talked about on our lunchbreak when we were trolling around the chazza shops? It wasn't even there!!!!
We might have a supernatural entity here in our 1960's flat built on a wwII bombsite who we affectionately call Polt and we shout at it whenever it does anything naughty, like stealing or smashing precious things. Stop that Polt!! It's an invisible pet
Me and my friend Iza on our lunch break today in a greasy spoon eating egg and chips, trying to work out how to crawl out of our overdrafts then we went to the charity shop. Spent £15 each. Vinted economics. Selling stuff to buy more stuff
I've just realised after 15 years that I'm married to an avatar of the disenfranchised 🎭
Ludwig van is always powerful shit but Abel Selaocoe was a transcendental godhead. I have never before heard a cello or a man make the noises he made last night (listen from 20 mins) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
BBC Proms - 2026 - Beethoven's Ninth Symphony - BBC Sounds
Live at the BBC Proms: The BBC Philharmonic Orchestra and Gianandrea Noseda
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A country with pain in their name will fight until the bitter end. Let the Spanish Renaissance commence!🎇🎉💃
If I just became the Crown Prince of Mancunia I too would twizzle my fingers around in the air to New Order open.spotify.com/track/0YXwDZ...
Vanishing Point - 2015 Remaster
New Order · Technique · Song · 1989
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What IS IT with DJs? All the bands I've worked with: lovely we don't care, it'll be fine, we can work with whatever you've got. DJS: I need a Pioneer DJ CDJ-3000 plus DJM or else I can't possibly come along and play fucking Shania Twain and Abba at the Bar Mitzvah
I watched Euphoria (could only manage 3 episodes) to see what all the fuss is about and concluded that the internet is a bad place and no one in it has a shitty Saturday job or any pets
BURNHAM BREADCRUMBS, SUBMARINES AND ZOMBIES US says hack journo grasping at straws
The red light thing works in a placebo kind of a way. It's probably just beneficial to your health to sit down for ten mins and zone out with no guilt and the light is a belief
Fuck it I'm gonna get fried and go and see Ludwig van on Monday. Oh bliss. Bliss AND HEAVEN
I ❤️ slow mornings: getting up 4 hours before I start work, watering the plants, walking the dogs, eating a boiled egg, listening to radio 3. This morning they played the presto movement from Vivaldi's Summer. He really got it, it truly is the most violent oppressive frantic frightening season
Should I be bad and go to the pub or should I be good and soak in le tub
When people say "you're not a published author though" I simply refute that..I wrote the whole pets 4 sale section in LOOT from 2006-2007