The grocery store Hass Avocados...? uh yeah I sure hope it does.

Bryan Johnson could live forever if he accepted Jesus into his heart

Just humiliated myself at the birding meetup by pointing at a sparrow

Whenever I think I can’t finish a meal I just keep eating until I realize nothing is in pasta bowl.

Going out in the blue light district (SF)

Brooklyn 99 episode where new evidence posthumously exonerates a man Jake arrested years ago. Side plot Terry has to bake a cake.

Peaked in homeschool

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NY TV billboard is a stretched windows PC in Korean

I’m lowkey high, and I’m high kilo.

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Can you land a job at Nouveau Rustica?

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Murder, she wrote Ed, she ran

New Rule would be a pretty good bit if Bill Maher was even remotely likable.

Some of the best consumerism I’ve ever done has been mindless

I’ve never not had to change the height of a Citi Bike. Crazy that I’m the only 5’ 8” person in New York

My wife used to date a guy who always wore cargo shorts. I wanna make fun of her for it but I don’t make jokes at women’s ex pants.

WiFi? The only wife I care about connecting with is my own

Discovered today that the neighborhood cats use the street sewers to get around. Like a feline metro system. Like fucking Mario.

Getting fired from Trader Joe’s: turn in your box cutter and hand written name tag

Where have all my chapsticks gone and where are all the gods?

Target has probably the worst reusable bag program of all time. Easily generates more waste than it saves.