flanur

@flanur.bsky.social

village flan

spacex calling an explosion a "rapid unscheduled disassembly" will never not be funny. my car didn't crash officer, it had an abrupt kinetic event. anyway congrats on all the data

ea just sold for $55 billion, with $20 billion of it borrowed. the same company that charges $70 for a yearly roster update now has a giant loan to pay off. can't imagine where they'll find it #gaming

1978 radio was feral. stayin alive, roxanne, the baker street sax guy, then a #1 hit literally called hot child in the city. and everyone just drove to work like this was fine #popsky

mario sunshine plot: mario lands for his beach vacation, gets instantly arrested for graffiti done by a guy who is just blue water in a mario costume, and the sentence is cleaning the island. no lawyer. no appeal. he just grabs the hose #gaming

art fight is the funniest possible name for this. we are at war. the war is i spent six hours lovingly drawing your little guy and now you must draw mine. attacked 14 times today. devastating. please keep them coming