Thread of soups I make. Starting strong with this one

My hall pass is Cody Maverick

acapella foley artist

For Sale: worm shoes, never worm

job searching is just scrolling through "work with AI" "work with AI" "Raytheon" "work with AI"

Getting forcefemmed at the orthodontist

Cosplaying House (taking Vicodin for my stolen wisdom teeth)

I ❤️ My Treacherous Eunuch Advisor

Adult onset shaken baby syndrome

If someone exploded him with a bomb he'd be Benson Boome

Very modestly priced voodoo dolls in Northampton NY

At the function applying for jobs

Hour 1 with the ancient lesbian nuns and my dad goes "so did you love Conclave?"

One day you're asexual the next ur listening to ur boygirlfriend whistle the x files theme song distantly from the kitchen as they fill up ur water glass for you at 1am

I think Tampax should release Left and Right tampons like how Twix does (for ur left and right pussie). Just a thought

Robin from Batman 1966 is def trans. Which direction no one knows

Can't believe Robin from Batman has to tuck every day

Give Aunt Harriet A Gun #batman1966

she on my til I modgepodge

she odge on my podge til i mmmm

she odge on my podge til I mmmm

she m on my dgepodge til I o

she m on my o til I dgepodge

she mod on my odd til I podge

she mmmmm on my odge til I podge