my best mushroom risotto so far. made it on hard mode in a pan that was too small
Doing laundry and all my bathroom towels are in the wash. It feels so lonely sitting here without them
finally cooked a dinner from scratch in less than an hour. i am the slowest damn cook
saw a cybertruck pulling a trailer full of produce. idk if ive ever seen it used as a truck before
finished a deep clean of my place. it’s probably not an exaggeration to say that since the dawn of civilization no human has ever cooked or shat in a cleaner bathroom or kitchen before
its a cool, gray summer morning and i wouldn’t trade this for any other place in the world
tried to cook fish skinside down on stainless steel, while trying to hold back on oil, and i now know hubris
guy on the jazz radio station said pittsburghs going to become one of the foremost cities for art and culture in the next year. i didnt hear his reasoning, but im now inspired to become so damned cultured and artsy idk who we're gonna bump from the forefront of art and culture, but watch tf out
i never thought the pirates would actually make a move and give me hope, but they finally traded for a reliever, luke weaver, now im a believer
thought i heard a crash in the night, woke up to find my peperomia hope had fallen over and crashed on the floor. does not feel like a good omen
gallon jugs of milk can be so hard to pour out of without spilling when they’re close to full. maybe the canadiens are on to something with the bags
bumped into someone on the street i hadn’t seen in awhile and it seems like there’s no tactful way to tell someone im sorry but my ice cream is melting rn and im just really locked in on enjoying this. and its hard to look like you’re in a hurry while eating ice cream
i enjoyed doing chorus in school but they don’t warn you that for the rest of your life if you hear a musician singing flat it will feel like a personal attack
disappointed with chipotle giving me cheap portions, but i bulked it up with a bunch of cabbage and i think i like it better this way
last winter i bought electric handwarmers and got a recall notice saying they sometimes spontaneously explode and have killed someone. luckily my batch number isn't affected, but for some reason im no longer confident they won't spontaneously explode in my hands and kill me the next time i use them
still thinking about how a professional baseball player is out for the remainder of the season because they drove their scooter into a firetruck, and it then ran over his foot
bought a bag of peaches and bit into one to discover theyre white peaches. should be allowed to sue for fraud, i hate this fruit
hinge sounds cool until you realize it’s not an app for discussing deadlifts and other exercises that engage the posterior chain
apparently you can just get a GLP-1 on amazon now (after a virtual consultation that doesn't even require insurance)? man does the world move fast
randomly bumped into a former coworker on the street and we just walked in a straight line at a fast pace for an hour while we caught up. was pretty close to my ideal social interaction