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@flisshardy.bsky.social
๐ผ ๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ ๐คโ๐๐ก ๐ผ ๐ค๐๐๐ก, ๐คโ๐๐ ๐ผ ๐ค๐๐๐ก, ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ ๐คโ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ผ ๐ค๐๐๐ก โชฉ. .โชจ MVRP 25+
I know, you already told me that. Heโs precious, is he an orphan?
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 3h ago[Blushing mumbles, petting moobert.] ..his names moobert
When youโre easy to name a time and a place, Iโll bring the BDSM talk Until then, Iโll just feed this delightful baby cow and mostly ignore you
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 3h ago. . . . . . [Peeks around-] Ok..ruckus aint here. Save this talk for dinner atleast-
Stop what? Making vague promises of delightful things that may or may not involve a spot of consensual play?
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 3h agoYouuuu stop that-
Never eat food I make Never It always ends upโฆ bad somehow.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 3h agoI....ok????
โBut that one is okay.โ He just wanted her to moan and tell him he was soooo gooood at that, didnโt he? โYou should have recorded it while you had the chance, lover-boy.โ
๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐. ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐๐ซ.@spectacularlylate.bsky.social ยท 3h agoHis spider sense is tingling so hard right now. "Hold on, let me get your other arm too!" Lifting her left shoulder- "And if you could do that again? That'd be soooo amazing. I mean, it's like every guy's dream."
Almost ready to SCREAM Butโ โOoooooohhhhhh, yesssss! Thatโs it, right there!โ
๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐. ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐๐ซ.@spectacularlylate.bsky.social ยท 3h agoK....rrrraaaack!
โCan someone twist my arm up my back and maybe crack my shoulder for me?โ
No! Iโm not taking a cow home! Not even a very cute one
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 4h agoYeah course, I'll bring him to you car.
Only sometimes? Can I feed Moobert?! But somewhere clean. I donโt want to get muddy.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 4h ago....cat, you worry me sometimes. [Chuckling] Oh, also, his name is Moobert.
Yuuuup. Iโll make you in the Sims and keep you in the basement with my other pregnant make Sims and my army of ugly babies. Theyโre all ugly.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 4h agoMy....my Sim????
Adorable! You make pretty babies, Iโll knock up your Sim.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 4h agoIntroducing my new son.
You working hard? Or hardly working?
Wow. You tricked that poor horse into loving on you. I canโt believe youโd stoop so low. Disappointed.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 6h agoWe don't sadly... and now that you mention it that was the day I spilled sugar water on me....
// that Tampax advert gives me the rage
Youโve got a peppermint on your ear, donโt you? Do you have any of those little sassy ponies with the long hair?
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 6h agoOh no no I know that already, ruckus is way cooler than me. And I didn't do anything! Though I will admit, there are RARE times chestnut likes me. Very very very rare.
Iโve not been in a date since that last one that ended with me pouring a drink over the guy and walking out.
What did you do to him? (Clearly it was not the fault of the horse) I dunno, maybe you have to accept that your kid is just cooler than you?
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 6h agoHe bucked me off him five times!!! He genuinely only likes Ruckus, he lives that kid.
Thatโs basically a love language for horses. And cats.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 6h agoTrust me cat, hes evil He almost killed me like five times.
Tempted him up there with one of those big Likit treats. Heโs just a baby
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 6h ago. . . . did she put him on the counter!?
What kind of arts? Do you know a good figurine when you see it?
๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฝ๐ก๐๐๐@whitedradino.bsky.social ยท 6h agoJust as I am a professional at teaching the arts and cutting down villains. But I am content knowing that your mission succeeded.
Definitely. Doesnโt even have to be sushi. I also enjoy a good steak.
\Space Man/@agent-of-sword.bsky.social ยท 6h agoIll have to look into it..... Side question, would you natch wanna actually get dinner sometime?