Fluo

@fluo.mx

Fluorescent flavoured rubber dog 🔵🟡🐶 👬 @rubberrem.bsky.social 📍 London

Turns out you can update a drone’s software through its ass too 👀⚡️🍑 Had a great time testing my new electro plug and @rubberrem.bsky.social made sure the power was cranked up high to ensure a successful operation! Are there any other drones that need to have their firmware patched? 😈

Can you tell that I’m excited for Folsom? 🤩🇩🇪 This heavy-suited dog will certainly be making an appearance 😇

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Firmware upgrade in progress…we’ll have you patched in no time. 🤖⚡️ Oh, and don’t worry about the shaking. That’s totally normal during this procedure 😇 Engineer 🐶: @xefful.bsky.social

Is anyone looking to hire a full-time dog? My attributes include: • Certified good boy • Adept at following orders • Experienced with a variety of tools and toys 👀 • Accomplished slut! Professional headshot attached 👇 Include your application in the comments 😉

I see darklands are going full hog with the slop this year with a full Ai advert. Fuck that shit. Given the price of tickets, the cost of freaking water in the place and the sheer foot traffic they have. Choosing to use ai slop says everything about it. Fuck off.

An ai rendered palace in a desert for the darklands advert

The smell of my MX boots is intoxicating 🤤 Would anyone else like to have a sniff? 😏

Why aren’t you on your knees yet? I need to clip this leash on to you! You’re mine, now! 😈

Go on, give my paws some attention. You know what to do… Or do you need to be reminded again? 😈

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My first experience with electro was…electrifying 😵‍💫⚡️ Thank you @xefful.bsky.social for wiring me up and frying my balls. I’m now officially an electro-slut! Who wants to tie me down and crank up the power even more? 👀