Fantastic image of this evening’s ‘Turtley Clips’.

And now…a ‘joke’. Which airline does Julius Caesar fly with? JET 2, BRUTE… *coughs*

🎶Mr Loverman…🎶

SEE? I TOLD YOU C*RIANDER WAS EVIL! Plus explosive diarrhoea is incredibly difficult to contain as it goes everywhere. Why these experts wish to keep runny bum fudge in containers is beyond me.

Anyone for teanis?

What’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your slice of haunted dog cake.

Surely this quote should say “I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna…”?

FACT OF THE DAY. Father Christmas was the very first in-flue-encer.

IT. IS. JUNE! Stop this nonsense IMMEDIATELY!

Monday.

Wait a minute…what if those splats of white stuff isn’t bird poo…

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3mo ago

Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts

Me too, mulberry tree, me too.

I imagine most of us ladies have one in this heat.

I am NOT enjoying this utter horseshit which is currently happening above me.

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After fifty three years on this planet, yesterday I attended my first festival and had the BEST time! 10cc were utterly amazing, Ricky Wilson’s Fabulous Adjustable Band were brilliant and Alex James’ classical Britpop ended the whole day perfectly. A much needed escape from reality #FarmFest

Same vibe #TOTP

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Andy almost@squirlykat.eurosky.social · 3mo ago

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

What if I’m not a delicious woman?

Liar, Liar, Liar liar, Liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar. The Fibbernacci sequence

I visited Waddesdon Manor today and saw a statue depicting the first ever selfie being taken.

Yungdaught’s first attempt at banana bread. I might have to accidentally fall face first onto a slice any second now.

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I thought this was a bald Tony Blair at first glance.

Very disappointed to open the box to find just some sticks and no ice cream. Also, yes, it does although not as well as glue.

Midge Ure-ran Duran (yes, I know) The Bee Jesus Jones ABBACCARA

Enough Of That Now@andygilder.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Make a band out of two others: Twisted Sister Sledge

Make a band out of two others: Steeleye Spandau Ballet

Enough Of That Now@andygilder.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Make a band out of two others: Twisted Sister Sledge

Yungdaught’s review of the GCSE Biology exam she sat this afternoon: “It was a piece of piss, I know a lot about tuberculosis, apparently. Sadly I did not get the chance to draw a penis which is a shame as my penis drawing game is strong”

Today’s Forecast. Awake since: 3:15am Anxiety Level: That of having a sudden onset upset stomach whilst in public with no toilet in close proximity. Chances of crying over absolutely nothing: 89%