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@flutesofthekimchi.bsky.social
Sometimes we skeet in no particular way but our own
Turns out if you text your husband line by line lyrics to Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani feat. Akon he’ll be real confused
Made my armpit wax appointment. My job for today is done ✅
Damn new Sierra Ferrell song boring as hell but it’s fine she’s still 👑
I heard Jake Cinninger threw the lighter at Billy
Oh my god I’m so over my job but I already hate every other job out there so im screwed !
I am having a bad day at work (from home) and the only thing that could cure this is a true Mexican restaurant with free chips n dip
There is some weird shit going down at work and I’m the only person who knows about it and IDK what to do with the info
Why would anyone wanna give Perez Hilton privacy in his time of need that fuggen loser was a MENACE to society and women in general
I hate when then lunch runs out because I ate it all
Today’s daily podcast topic on the food stamp crisis is so hard to listen to
May weed grant me the serenity I need to co-plan a family trip to southern France for my cousin’s wedding 🙏
Phish in AC for my two year anniversary broooo I can’t think of anything more romantic
My cat is so clingy I’ll lay down on my bed for 5 seconds and she’ll already be on her way over to cuddle me smdh
Facebook stories posted by losers from my high school are so fuckin scary but funny at the same time
I am going to nyc two weekends in a row in August and what the hell was I thinking when I planned that
I just wanna know if dogs like when you kiss their head
Bluesky users trying to cancel Ken Jennings for playing nyt games??? You really don’t have anything better to do with your time? 🤣
Oh my god bluesky is so insufferable I’m lowkey embarrassed to be here
Imagine tripping for the first time and listening to No One Lasts Forever lmaoo
