High Velocity Shoe Violence

@flyafterdeer.bsky.social

AD for a bunch of plural weirdos over on @flyfeline Expect a lot of unhinged macro and NSFW stuff. Including violence. No minors! 🔞🔞🔞

The adored trope of clumsy, well-meaning giants being a harbinger of death to the countless micros too insignificant to ever leave an interaction with them intact…

Air-headed ditz who cares *just* enough to attempt to be gentle with those “funny little specks” they occasionally find scuttling around their home, knowing they're at least sorta-sentient… But not nearly enough to sulk over the growing pattern of red dots on their clothing.

Finding yourself shrunk at any alt-queer house party will inevitably lead to being lost in this exact pile of footwear 9 times out of 10. Dwarfed by Converse, Docs, and New Rocks and hoping to find a pair with no suspicious red stains on the soles

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Unceremoniously buried beneath your roommate's ratty Converse after they spot the “mite” scuttling across the kitchen tile — barely given the time to process the encroaching shadow before you're sandwiched between the grit-coated tread and the hard floor below. They don’t even think twice.