MILTON the BAT
@flyinthejerk.bsky.social
Proud owner of Milton's Jerk n' Jerk. | RP | 21+ mun icon: https://x.com/novazki__/status/1330230024587386886
“ Ohhhh, luck has nothing to do with it! With a face like yours, why I could've sworn I was being lulled over by a siren. ” His wings slowly flap behind him as he places his face into his palms.
‹/𝟹┊𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𖹭 .ᐟ@ilmascalzone.bsky.social · last yr."Oohoho ~ !" Sitting up now, hand under his chin as his other arms crosses against his chest. His lips pull into an amused smirk, eyes half - lidding in that flirty way of his. "A CHARMING devil, too. How lucky am I you chose to come to me ~ ?"
“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ” His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
‹/𝟹┊𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𖹭 .ᐟ@ilmascalzone.bsky.social · last yr.Huh? After a moment of confusion, Amore opens an eye, glancing up. " . . oh? Are they dropping angels on me now ~ ?"
Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.
‹/𝟹┊𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𖹭 .ᐟ@ilmascalzone.bsky.social · last yr.Streeeetching out! Absolutely perfect time to laze about without a care in the world. ( ✨️ )
his genetics truly only passed down when it comes to the one thing... tragic, is it not? ka-sigh...
𓄼𓌏 ┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗕𝗔𝗟 .ᐟ@rascalinthecastle.bsky.social · last yr.YOURE NOT REAL
i see you've heard about my father, sultry the seahorse....
𓄼𓌏 ┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗕𝗔𝗟 .ᐟ@rascalinthecastle.bsky.social · last yr.boy are you a seahorse . because you are leavign pregnant
My twinkish disposition has betrayed me once again. sigh
Believe me, I'm *nothing* like my sister.
【 KNOCK KNOCK‼️ 】@angelisland.bsky.social · last yr.TWO rouge the bats?!?!?!? Inconceivable
Yep, that sounds like her, alright.
🂱┊ 𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗟⭑.ᐟ@luckofthecards.bsky.social · last yr.The child of the better sibling. ( ♡ )
Heya, big guy. [ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ]
METARUSONIKKU.@neverletitgo.bsky.social · last yr.Potential Emotiomal Damage avenue detected. Investigating….. …. They’re jerking WHAT in there?!
If only a big strong hunk of metal was here shirtless with a thong on
Tch. do you always have to rub it in? I already know you're better than me.
— ; 𝐈’𝐌 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐘.@flyinthefreedom.bsky.social · last yr.Psh. None of us were born lucky. How do you think I got so good at stealing? Come on, now. Stop making excuses.
Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky.
— ; 𝐈’𝐌 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐘.@flyinthefreedom.bsky.social · last yr.That’s the difference between you and me. Imagine actually going under financially! Hah.
. . . And we appreciate your uh. "sizable donations", Rankles . (Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!)
Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back.
Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded. (now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
Third, actually. but who's counting? certainly not family.
