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Fabio A. Machado

@fmachado.bsky.social

Vertebrate heads 💀 | South-American biodiversity | Anti-colonialist Assistant professor and curator of vertebrates @ Oklahoma State Ele/he/el

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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · yesterday

this is a pretty good piece, but opening with this is kind of funny

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 3d ago

When I crashed with one of my best friends for a month, every time one of us went to the bathroom, he would play "Careless Whisper" by George Michael. Still cracks me up

Luke Steuber @coolhand.bsky.social · 4d ago

I’m with the boomers on this one. Burn it all down

Arizona State launches degree on becoming an influencer — exactly the career more than half of Gen Z adults dream of

Influencers are earning about as much as nurses, on average, with top content creators raking in millions. Now, Arizona State University is offering a degree in it.

finance.yahoo.com

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 5d ago

My older dog pees wherever he wants, and my puppy is super curious. Guess what happened

Jesus and the Holy Spirit Dove

ALT: Jesus and the Holy Spirit Dove

static.klipy.com

Asperas Bompar @asperasbompar.bsky.social · 7d ago

Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now

US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner

Officials say it was an error to add the fictional nation from Black Panther to the list.

bbc.com

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 7d ago

You can't discuss biblical exegesis on a whatsapp group, fabio... you can't

Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · last wk.

Finally posted an ad for the postdoc position on my new NSF-funded project—come help build a new method to study plants' responses to environmental variation in space and over time, and figure out interesting ways to use it! Apply by 23 August to ensure consideration. Details: buff.ly/qTvaqvD

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · last wk.

Finally a politician I can get behind

Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · last wk.

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)

the bat's a cute little animal: wiggles its ears and eats worms

a long eared bat

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · last wk.

Como alguém que viveu e é casado com uma argentina, vou dizer uma coisa dessa zona toda: vcs tão fazendo o trabalho do Milei pra ele 👍

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 2w ago

new objective: add "pero no mucho" in a paper title

Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 3w ago

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

Metin Seven (Moon Child's dad 🌝)@seven.eurosky.social · 3w ago

Photo of a van with a text printed on its back: "We fix what ChatGPT said you should try!"

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 2w ago

im listening an mexican's accostic guitar duo and I am pretty sure their were inspired by MegaMan's Willy's Castle

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 2w ago

never thought i was going to say this, but my three-legged dog eat my sock

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 3w ago

So bsky just asked age verification on my cellphone which means I will probably stop using this site shortly I won’t give my ssn or id. This is honestly insane

Bethany Albertson @albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 4w ago

"I am fire. I am death!" -miranda

Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 4w ago

I've never been in an actual fight in my life. Once, a kid punched me in the gut and knocked the air out of me. I was 8, i think, and quickly realized i was not built for that.