morbidly doebese || focait

@focait.bsky.social

very large furries 18+ she/they

"Oh, we're not a polycule anymore." "Ah, I'm sorry, did things not work out?" "Oh, no! No, we're all still together, it's just, y'know." They yank the leash buried a foot beneath your necklard, making your body jerk forward in a fit of wobbles. "Someone just got demoted from person to blob!"

You don't remember when things changed. But you know they must have. You couldn't always have been this fat, right? This gluttonous? You didn't start this household as the communal food dumpster. And yet, there you are. Pinned atop the debris of the sofa, fat sprawling out in all directions. 🧵

You don't remember when things changed. But you know they must have. You couldn't always have been this fat, right? This gluttonous? You didn't start this household as the communal food dumpster. And yet, there you are. Pinned atop the debris of the sofa, fat sprawling out in all directions. 🧵

the arbites are kinda swaying me for an army because i think it'd be very conceptually funny for the imperium to spot Angron on the battlefield and go "it's VERY illegal to be a demon primarch" and deploy like 500 cops to arrest him

no, it's not like-... um, we're all just pretty sure you started taking DoT when the bar filled. you're making a lot of damage hitsounds, uh- okay you're not gonna stop eating, that's fine, it's just the damage numbers coming off of you keep getting bigger every tick are you even able to stop...?

morbidly doebese || focait@focait.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hey we just uh, wanted to talk to you it's about that status bar that keeps ticking up over your head every time you eat another burger we looked it up in the in-game codex and we're pretty sure that's the symbol for "bad end" next to i-, um, you're still eating- d-dude it's starting to turn red

hey we just uh, wanted to talk to you it's about that status bar that keeps ticking up over your head every time you eat another burger we looked it up in the in-game codex and we're pretty sure that's the symbol for "bad end" next to i-, um, you're still eating- d-dude it's starting to turn red

You pick an address at random and send ever increasing amounts of pizza daily as a YouTube prank. You play news interviews of the owner begging you to stop A year later you feel bad and go to apologise in person. An 800lb wheezing behemoth slowly opens the door... You forgot to stop the orders...