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Did you know on average, a great white shark has at least 10 teeth. And they're sharp as a motherfucker! They can probably bite the baguettes at Panera and not have their jaw hurt for 3 hours. ...they're really tough.
No way all the heroes are here! Wouldn't it be cool if Peacemaker was here. Haha! Love that guy! If he could just show up .... now! ..... Now! Any second. Annnd ... Now ! Damn it!
Does Spider-Man make his own webs? And what body parts is that limited to?
"Caught a guy smoking in the no smoke zoneโ! Wuh-oh! Big mistake there, bucko! Imagine the second-hand smoke some innocent grandma could get!! Totally annihilated the dude! Only way his family will recognize him now is by his filthy smoker lungs. BOOM! Smoke on that!"
// I'd love for you to cream me up, Windy ๐ฅณ
"Oh, so now fucking Spider-Man, the world's most overrated hero only good for the funny memes is going to lecture me on what's REALISTIC! Yeah? Did Stan Lee tell you to say that?? Well, y'know what? He's DEAD!" "AND SO ARE MY DREAMS OF GETTING PREGNANT, DICKHOLE!"
// I would love to, Windy ๐โโ๏ธ
// I only say wonderful things
โIf only a hot, sexy alien would give me their alien fetuses too.โ โ๐
"How is a burrito going to help me experience the joys of motherhood?" "Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
SIGHS. "When is an alien going to impregnate ME?"
My long lost brother. I knew my mom was a loose legged harlot! It never was dad afterall. It's okay, you're home now.
โก.ยฐโข ESME HEADLEY ใ S-H ใ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ยท 11mo ago... I mean... we have similar hairstyles. And we both need glasses. But that's about all the similarities we have?
People asking me my government nameโ snrrk! Yeah, OK! This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
I'll have you know Hugh is a family name passed down from my great grandfather.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo agoi'm in disbelief if that's your real name.
Why do you need to write my name down?? See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo ago. . . i was off by a YEAR. and is that your code name or government name. just in case i'd ever have to write your name.
Uh, they were invented in 1985, so actually I was SIX! Bam. You're bad at math and I'm better. But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo agono offense but you look like you were like five when toaster strudel was invented. no, no interrogation. you just got very secretive outta nowhere. not trying to press further. 'm catalina. but you can call me cat. or lina.
What are you interrogating me now??? Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo??? Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo agohow ominous. okay, mr.mysterious.
Going through his phone, scrolling through every unanswered call & unread text. "C'mon, dude. This is so unlike you...You at least open them so I know you read them and just can't formulate a cool enough reply." Adrian muttered to himself. "Where are you, Peacemaker--"
Uh, yeah? Why do I need to travel the world?? I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo ago. . . you're saying no to traveling the world .แฃ
That's not even remotely fun. Dave and Busters especially??? No one goes there anymore, it's like the hangout for old white dudes to try and feel something again. I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo agodave and busters. paris. singapore. fiji.
Yeah?? Name ONE fun place because I'm having some serious doubts on your idea of fun here given it involves me chained to a little purse.
โ โ โ โ โบ โโ โ.@gatareigns.bsky.social ยท 11mo agoBut you'd go to fun places. And I'd always treat you.
// Spooky's middle age dad music... I could just envision the bud light and grease coated hands after fixing up their car.