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Pippin, you idiot! |RP|18+|Penned by https://Bumblebee
βSuuuure you will pip.β He grinned smugly, hooking his thumbs in his pockets again.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w agoPippin simply sighs, rolling his eyes. βFineβ¦. Fine, you win this time! But next time, Iβllβ¦ doβ¦ something to get back at you too!β
βI wasnβt doin nothing.β He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w ago"Yes, but -- but it doesn't have to -- to be all of us!!" Pippin sputters. "C'mon Merry, jus' fess up!"
βThe prancing pony, all of which /you/ were with me.β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w agoβWhat about the ale from The Plough and Stars then?!β Pippin accuses. βOr β or that nice tankard from β from β er β which inn was that from againβ¦?β
βYou drank it with me, if you tell. I tell!β He shouted back at him. βThat was the deal!β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w agoβIβll tell Farmer Maggot on you!β Pippin threatens, then gasps. βNo, wait! Iβll tell Hob about the ale you stole from the Green Dragon last week!β
βI wasnβt doing anything.β He would not give him an inch.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w agoβSure you do!β Pippin sighs again. βCome on, out with it!β
Merry stumbled a little as he was shoved. βHey! I donβt know what youβre insinuating!β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w agoβBefore that!β Pippin rolls his eyes. βWhen I found you, you were β Merry!!β He shoves his kinsman teasingly. βJust tell me!β
βI have no idea what youβre talking about, weβre going to the Green Dragon to get Pints and eat as many meat pies as we can.β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 2w agoPippin chuckles, then cocks his head. "Wait... you were trying to distract me from somethin', weren't you!"
βWeβre a bad influence on each other. But then again weβre cousins.β He shrugged.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoPippin giggles. βOne might think Iβm havinβ a bad influence on YOU βstead of the other way around!β
βI did not! They just needed to stretch their legs.β He pouts and huffs.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβI bet it was Ted Sandymanβs, wasnβt it?β Pippin snickered. βYou just wanted to chase all his chickens!β
βI still am! I was fired from a farm. If you must know.β He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβFired!β Pippin giggles. βFired how? Youβre going to be the leader of Buckland someday! Who would fire you?β
βI have had a job before!β¦. Got fired from it. BUT I did have one.β He scoffs.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβWhat job?β Pippin asks innocently. He lets out a laugh. βI already know the answer! Itβs none! Merry, donβt fool yourself!β
βYou certainly wouldnβt know a days work if it bit youβ He scoffs at the notion. βAnd for your information I have had a job before.β He was bluffing.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβWhat!! I would too!β Pippin protests, eyes going as large and round as an owlβs. βI β I dare say you wouldnβt know a hard dayβs work if it came up to you and β and offered you a snack!β
βWork?β Merry stops dead in his tracks. βPip, you wouldnβt know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.β He crosses his arms across his chest.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβI was busy!β Pippin protests. βBusyβ¦ working!β In fact, heβd been doing nothing of the sort. Pippin had chosen the afternoon to sleep his cares away by a gentle stream.
βYou should have joined me, I looked for you. You werenβt home.β He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβNo! Itβsβ¦ itβs justβ¦β Pippin rolls his eyes. βYou really could have saved some of those vegetables for me, you know!!β
βYou calling me a liar?β His brow raises slightly in shock. βHow could you.β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβMerry, wait!!β Pippin rushes to join his cousin. βHave you really just been at Farmer Maggotβs!!β
βThen, to the Green Dragon!β He turns to start the journey. βOff we go!β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβWell!β Pippin puffs himself up. βI β I could go for two! Maybe four! Letβs go β if weβre lucky, weβll be able to get there before they run out of the best brew today!β
βNope, ate it all. Should have come with me. It was crunchy.β He shrugged. βI could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.β
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβCelery!β Pippin brightens up immediately. βCan I have some?! Iβm starving. Say, what do you say we pop down to the Green Dragon later too? For old timeβs sake?β
βYou found the carrots, I swiped the celery.β He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit. βNo, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.β He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβFound some good eats? But I stole the latest crop of carrots!β Pippin frowns lightly, not being dissuaded. He folds his arms, then sighs. βIβm just glad I found you, Merry! I was worried. I was worried youβd gone off like Frodo!β
Dang it, he quickly puts the pipe behind his back. βOh. You knowβ¦ just around. Raiding Farmer Maggotβs garden. Found some good eats.β Distract.
pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social Β· 3w agoβMerry! Merry, where have you beenββ Pippin bounds through the clearing and stops short when he sees his cousin. Brows furrow. Eyes widen at what Merry holds. βIs that my pipe?!β
He quickly scans around for Pippin. Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf. He wasnβt about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
βIt's good. Definitely from the Shire. Longbottom Leaf." π₯: 18+ for adult themes such as smoking and drinking π₯:MDNI π₯: Writer is above the age of 25. π₯: Dm for plots, donβt be weird. Penned lovingly by: Bumblebee
