"Listen, you little shits. Vista was vastly unappreciated."
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
@forgedheart.bsky.social
“The truth is… I am Iron Man.” Parody account. Marvel RP account. MCU/AU based. MVRP Friendly. Mun is 21+ No Minors/AI/Lewd!! Tales by Thoth
His eyes move rapidly beneath their lids.
𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓞𝓡 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣@hellfirequeen.worm.skin · 12m ago"Wow that was quick... okay... retrying the backup!"
"Should have seen my Extremis recovery. Felt like a million migrains while being struck by lightning."
𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝘆@redtelepath.bsky.social · 19m ago“Never seen an old man go senile in real time. Scary”
"Okay. Yeah. Mind is kinda is fuzzy between Titan and the Warehouse because of... Yeah."
He did. Actually. He left them in Switzerland according to Happy.
Agent Spider | Vincent Valet@invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 22m ago“Is Tony Stark telling the story of an intern who lost his underwear at an airport? That’s messed up. Why would he tell a personal story like that?”
"...You blew up the Staten Island ferry?!"
"...Stark... Internship Airport. Underroos."
"Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers?" His brain is trying to remember.
(For the next hour. Its not gonna be a thing.)
"Am I Spider-Man-? Wait. Dumb question."
But he already knows who Spider-M- Wait... Now he doesn't. Uh oh.
||: Me @ Suzanne Collins reading Sunrise on The Reaping:
...This isn't hagfish ooze is it?? EWWW!!
𝔸𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕠𝕟@lastkingofatlantis.bsky.social · 4h agoIt's not water.
"Hey King Fishdick." Gets blasted with water.
||: Tony is still trying to figure out wtf they are.