Luke low-key Just breathed through his nostrils so I impaled him entirely
Don't eat steaks with snakes (my counterpart) instead eat lobster with a monster (me)
Happy mother's Day if you're a real #mommy let me see them titties
Immediately she feinted for the legs, before trying to smack his forehead with the side of her shaft. "Hmmm, always huh? Or perhaps, just perhaps, you just don't see me when I do." Lie "I need only to throw my life on a spear to protect lord Marth, y'know. Though it'll be hell for them before."
𝖪𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒@akingsshadow.bsky.social · 4mo agoOn his face plays an irritated look. “What are you talking about!? You're always neglecting your training, so I merely seek to keep you sharp. How do you seek to protect King Marth if you have not the strength to do so?” Readying his stance, sword in hand.
The shaft hit her in the face, she wasn't exactly paying attention. Well that is until now "So do you want me to take the loss a couple times so you can impress some of the men in the platoon or do you want to look more pathetic to them?" She readied the spear in her hands, smirking.
𝖪𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒@akingsshadow.bsky.social · 4mo ago@forgottenhalves.bsky.social “Catch.” He throws an Iron Lance to his counterpart. Observedly, her weapon of choice. “Don't think I didn't see you slacking off to go have fun with the ladies. We're going to spar either until you win three rounds, or until you collapse!”
"Kris! I'm a part of Marth's personal Royal guard!'
Corrin(na)@fatefulprincess3ds.bsky.social · 4mo ago"My name is Corrin and I live in Nohr. What's your name?"
"Hmm... Your face isn't memorable to me either.... Your armor isn't archanean either... Er... Who are you?"
Corrin(na)@fatefulprincess3ds.bsky.social · 4mo ago@forgottenhalves.bsky.social "Hello there! I don't think we've ever met before."
Tis too late I've depicted you as the gnome and me the mighty mallet
7th platoon is cooked if archanea goes to war again I'm so sorry prince marth
What if I kissed katarina and then she kissed Cecil who then kissed me and then I got pregnant because we kissed I.tginmk that's how that works right
