Andre "The Beast I Worship"
@formercymencry.bsky.social
*Spooky-Ookyness intensifies*
Then why are all the liberals also zionists?
No Zionist is a Liberal.
Keith Richards has passed away at the age of 842
Oh my god shut up Shut up Shut the fuck up
Kamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
These are the people screaming at you that you need to be a team player and vote blue. This is the team.
Bro is built like a Hitachi but lacks the function
Just going to leave this inspiring story right here…sweet dreams…
I wish people were treated as pets because I'd love for the Chicago Police Department to put you down like any other dog they encounter.
Yes. "Ownership" doesn't require you to be abusive or even negative. People "own" pets and yet give them a life many people would envy. Also, part of ownership is the ability to relinquish ownership.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 genders. (Milhouse is a spectrum)
Damn my bad vibes about the economy for making this line appear to skyrocket!!!
Tough chart: Home prices, mortgage payments and incomes since 2020 — all indexed to zero. (via JBREC)
How about you put your rights aside to help him win. Which rights of yours are you willing to sacrifice to achieve a Democrat victory?
Turek is running for Senate in Iowa, a conservative leaning Republican state. And it is a very close race. You have every right to criticize his position on this issue and in a perfect world I’d join you. But let’s put that aside and help him win this race. Turek is still better than his opponent
"I don't want pigs in a blanket I want to fight crime!" Only @diedrichbader.bsky.social could deliver this line so well.
Have y'all heard of the cult classic movie Big Trouble in Little China? Well Donald Trump is Little Trouble in Big China 😂🤣😂🤣😂
'Donald Trump goes further than the eccentric scientist from 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.' He is shrinking America'
Someone who's comfortable putting "rapist" in their handle is not an ally.
Just say men, as in XY chromosomes, and drop that "cis"bullshit.
"Did you ever think it was attractive when Bugs Bunny put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" "Well I wouldn't say girl bunny because I believe gender is a spectrum and that Bugs himself is genderfluid and is therefore universally attractive" "Party on Wayne" "Party on Garth"
Girls will say “I needed this.” and it’s just the What’s Opera Doc horse.✨
Thinking about a plague doctor costume for Halloween? Think again. My apotheculture is not your apothecostume.
Guys who wrap their cords like that main Donkey Kong and suck ass at smash.
Oh my god
Rest in Piss HPG you were my least favorite Adventure Time Character
It means you think biology made you superior to others. "There is no nobility in being superior to your fellow man, true nobility comes from being superior to your former self" Do you know who said that? Of course not because TERFs can't read books that aren't written exclusively for children.
Because he no longer lives in fear of what he's created.