man some people out there literally have a job, a wife, a house, a car and one or more children ! that’s actually crazy
🎟️Agatha Memnon
@formerly21.bsky.social
⏳ 22 (formerly 21) all views are someone else’s 🎟️ pep’s disciple 🎟️ mostly harmless 🎟️ friend of jamis 🎟️ 1953, 1986, 2019 🎟️ promise me, ned
choosing a 6m 4th choice mid is like having to choose who you’d rather sit next to on a long flight between Piers Morgan and Alex Jones
Newcastle’s new manager is the least manager looking manager ever
having a horror show in terms of travel, reminded myself why flixbus are so cheap but it’s fine; my headphones are fully charged, my data is infinite, my phone & laptop are charging, the book i’m reading (Silo book 2) is getting good & my data just renewed 3 days ago
my current fpl draft has me walking more self assuredly in public. back straight, feet not dragging
Newcastle’s starting midfield next season as things stand: Willock, Ramsey, Miley, Joelinton
life since i stopped rotating my goalkeepers 2 seasons ago
taking a second look at 5.5m charlie kerkez…. sheeeeesh
how THATS a statement that defends the sanctity of football
Sam Kunti@samindrakunti.bsky.social · yesterdayPrince Ali of the Jordan FA accuses Infantino of blackmail.
wait so the massive BT tower in London is a massive national security thing that you can be arrested for revealing the location for ? that’s a bit silly no?
if a reputable actually comes from this, i swear i’m going to fabricate all the 155 evidence myself so we can get a transfer ban and we have a few years to think about the consequences of our actions
European Football@eurocup.bsky.social · 2d agoMan City eye £70m-rated Chelsea forward as Enzo Maresca prepares sensational Stamford Bridge raid https://www.eucup.com/1724350/ The interest in Neto may just be the tip of the iceberg for Maresca’s recruitment drive. Reports indicate that City are also monitoring Enzo Fernandez and Malo Gusto. …
to play devils advocate, xG doesn’t account for the rate at which your team assaults goalkeepers
Abdul@fplsalah.bsky.social · 2d agoSome anti-Gabriel propaganda! 👀 Pascal Struijk and Sepp Van den Berg finished last season with a higher xG than Gabriel. Infact he only ranked 10th amongst defenders for xG 🤷
realising i’m probably going to have to shave my hair to get any kind of role in corporate
giggling from this photo of Henderson that chelsea have released
i’m 22 rn (formerly 21) and i can’t tell you how gross it is that people my age are getting involved with 16, 17, 18 yr olds. like in the uk, age of consent is 16 so it’s all legal but to be honest, in my opinion, it doesn’t make you any less of a wrongun
i find it really funny that emi martinez has been trying to leave villa for 3yrs but no one serious is coming in for him. every May he shares a teared goodbye with villa fans and every august he sees them again
how i feel explaining to my wife that i’m unsure about the defcon options this year
George Jones (FPL)@george-jones.bsky.social · 2d agoHow’s everyone feeling ahead of the new season? #fpl
Mamadou Sangare won’t save your team. I will. #fpl 🧵👇
explaining to my friends that glen powell (5’11, allegedly) lies about how tall he is
infantino trying to buy world football by giving each country 40m is like when that consortium tried to buy the premier league by giving each team 100m usd