Kiersten Formoso, PhD(epressed)

@formorphology.bsky.social

Vertebrate Paleontologist & Assistant Professor @ Rutgers U | PhD from USC | Washed up Forbes 30 Under 30 | Tired | Was on that dino show | Avatar fan

Proof that financial stability/comfort yields productivity or rather than financial discomfort stifles it: Had lofty research goals today. I was determined. But then I learned my rent is going up by more than I anticipated so I spent the WHOLE day doing intense money planning.

Gonna buy a car in a year or so and I'm probably gonna frighten the salesman when I ask him how much of my scream he can hear from inside the vehicle. Me: Drives great. But I need to do the scream test. Salesman: Scream test? Me: Yeah gimme a second. *shuts door*