Forrest Brazeal

@forrestbrazeal.bsky.social

Cofounder at Freeman & Forrest, author, cartoonist, and Pwnie Award-winning songwriter. Ex-Google. Here to help.

I heard it said recently that software engineers are history’s first illiterate professional class. That’s overstated, but I think it’s directionally true enough to explain a LOT about the current state of the industry…and the world.

My preschooler tells me that the driver in The Wheels on the Bus song now says “I love you” instead of “Move on back”, and while I suppose there’s a chance the old driver was a racist, the new one seems to be just begging for a restraining order.

“the AI models are currently the worst they will ever be” (2026) Compare this claim to: “Netflix is currently the worst it will ever be” (2014) It is absolutely not a guarantee that currently subsidized services will continually get better relative to you, the end user

"Funny and distressingly realistic...propelled by awesome characters and inventive twists” — Andy Weir Silicon Valley invents the time machine in my upcoming book PARADOX INC, now available for preorder everywhere! Here's a look inside from @people.com: people.com/paradox-inc-...

Former Google Employee Announces Silicon Valley Satire, ‘Paradox Inc.’ — See the Cover! (Exclusive)

Forrest Brazael, a former Google employee, chronicles the fall and rise of a time-travel startup in his forthcoming book, ‘Paradox Inc.’

people.com

Dreamed last night that I was at a tech conference called LEFTOVERS. -all the talks were repeats from other events -the swag bags were assembled from other swag bags -the food was … you get the idea In the dream it seemed kind of awesome

Interesting point raised by a smart friend today: Traditional DevRel/tech community building are over, because AI kills loyalty to platforms / frameworks / etc. Not just because it lowers switching costs ... but because it destroys the self-identification people used to feel with their tools.

Here’s what I’ve learned after 3 kids: - babies are pets, it’s like taking care of a hamster - 2 year olds and above are people, you just talk to them - 1 year olds are fast freaky little aliens with no reasoning and no sense of self-preservation, good luck.

A child of mine, historically a selective eater, just downed his first-ever cheeseburger. After each bite he said “This is the best thing I’ve ever tasted.” As soon as it was gone he groaned “I never want one of those again.” yep, that’s the cheeseburger experience. Welcome to America, kid.

silent night, holy night - cool all is calm - sounds amazing ALL IS BRIGHT - wait what round yon virgin mother & child - why is it bright holy infant so tender and mild - it's bedtime sleep in heavenly peace - TURN OFF THE LIGHT FIRST