Back pain! Lower back pain! Proof that I’m in my thirties.
Fort Dearborn Man
@fortdearbornman.bsky.social
Downtown Chicago. Mid thirties. Lover of animals, fitness, local beer, fine wine, women, and art. Professional storyteller. Recovering academic. Profile pic by Amedeo Modigliani.
Maybe I’m a sucker, but I try to always act in good faith. It’s always a shock when others don’t.
I did cardio too late and am now afraid I’ll be up until 3 AM. Oops.
Lollapalooza in my neighborhood. Hunkering down until it’s over. 😎
If you don’t love animals, I don’t think we can be close!
I will never give up the em dash; I don't care what the AI does.
Anybody else sleep like trash on Sunday nights?
When AI stops being interesting, you'll be left with your own skills, knowledge, creativity, and taste ... or all the skills, knowledge, creativity, and taste that you never cultivated.
Giving a woman an orgasm is like making a perfect sunny-side up egg. Giving a man an orgasm is like cracking the shell of a hard-boiled.
I can’t be the only guy in this town looking to drop an unreasonable amount of time and money into making his bathroom an Art Deco paradise, right?
Grateful to the lady who had her eyes glued to my hoochie-daddy shorts as I ambled into Starbucks for my third iced Americano. With quads like these, who has enemies? #Chicago
We’re poised for a downright tropical day in Chicago.
Slow morning. Long shower. Coffee at the ready. Pastries from my favorite folks. Work that I care about. How could I do anything but savor the gift of being alive?
