Cookie Monster had Boog DYING when he answered who is favorite Cub is (PCA)

Ken disabled replies while blocking trans accounts that are gently telling him how his actions affect them. He's also now on one of my favorite mute lists, "A very British Bigotry." I recommend it. I think it's a generally well run list. How long until he's crying about "discourse" on Joe Rogan?

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

So that’s the thing to know, if you’re a tabloid that’s going to name-check me in another round of transphobic shit about Bluesky discourse. I don’t stand with you. I stand with my trans friends and family members. ⏹️

[0007601] Animals wearing clothes in reclaimed fortress

I know the Trump regime is using chatGPT for many of their decisions. I would love to have access to some of those chat logs. I bet they're WILD.

I outwitted an absentee father. #chess

What a deal!!

Me, trying to remember Vince Young's name #nfl

John Cutting@fortunasaga.com · 3d ago

The only other names I remember on that list were Vince Young and General Sherman* (* Nashville is weird)

This brings back childhood memories of hot summer days in Chicago where my siblings and I would chase after the helado man with his push cart for a big heaping scoopful of frozen mac and cheese

dwarf fortress bugs@dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 4d ago

[0009706] possible unintended evil cloud behavior

Laughing cat

My favorite part about flying back to San Francisco.. the self-proclaimed tech capital of the world... is remembering that everything that you're going to encounter in the first few hours will be completely broken, failing equipment that hasn't been maintained or updated in decades.

Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace

Alt: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace "I know writers who you subtext and they're all cowards"

static.klipy.com

My girlfriend gave me this Hawaiian shirt. It's a thoughtful gift and she's never seen an episode of Futurama. However, if I don't make a "I was in a nearby tailor getting one of my Hawaiian shirts toned down" joke to someone, I will explode.

Volcano!!!!

The squirrel slo-mo tumbling out of Leody Taveras' glove really just brings it all home

The world's on fire

I thought I was a big fan of Photoshop, but this is next level

The Committee has declined to investigate corruption in sporting bodies located in this Branch due to the potential for Destructive Interference.

When journalists laugh and hobnob with the fascist that wants to destroy them.

John Cutting@fortunasaga.com · last yr.

Whatever the cost may be. We shall have decorum on the beaches, we shall have decorum on the landing grounds, we shall have decorum in the fields and in the streets, we shall have decorum in the hills; we shall give up everything before we surrender our decorum.

They didn't have to show the close-up of a robot's face as the light leaves its eyes forever and it breathes out its last breath of noxious smoke. But they did.

If anyone needs me, I'll be brooding* *Listening to Mongol Pop and doing dishes

More masterpieces from the 2-year-old.

"AI is the future." Bitch, AI thinks pokémon is Mongolian

I fired up Splatoon Raiders for an hour or so last night. I really like the looks, the feeling of momentum, the frantic struggle of the raids I'm nowhere equipped for, and the crane slingshot is always funny. I miss the multiplayer pvp a lot more than I realized. I worry about its staying power.

My friend in Peru threw herself an amazing birthday party this weekend and when I showed Sloth pictures, all he cared about was that they had poor fire safety. He was literally this.

the highs and lows

I have been watching this sport my whole life. This is some of the worst base running you will ever see. Ended the game!!

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2w ago

JT Realmuto with the dumbest baserunning move of the season

"Lord, into your hands I commit my spirit... Here we goooooo!"