Can’t wait to befriend this hot girl with 6 followers who just DMed me. I love being popular!

mmm did you think it was hot the way I stopped halfway through to provided my psychological analysis of why that one specific thing turned you on? isn’t sex with me so much fun?

the real tragedy is that they aren’t burning girls like me at the stake anymore

In 4 hours 26 minutes comment on this and remind me to get my bag from the overhead bin I’m so serious

I paused my show for you? and this is how you treat me?

Are countdowns cringe now or do they still do the trick for you?

I have a love/hate relationship with the way my tits hang but I’ll repost this because I think for some of you it’s more love/love

Rouxie@foxyrouxie.bsky.social · 2y ago

I’ve got nothing to say about this

my kink is being praised by the masses

the biggest problem facing the world right now is that I haven’t been posting enough photos of myself

Can camel toe be a part of my hot girl summer?

would you kick me out of bed for pausing the show to share my thoughts every five minutes?

So glad we invented the internet. Really changed the game in regards to bush discourse.

Addicted to saying “it’s too early for this” after I get out of bed at 4pm

love when the lighting makes me appear 10x hotter than I actually am

Holding a scientist at gunpoint until he can figure out a way to make me photosynthesize

Stingray is my spirit animal

they should make a mouth that I can bite the inside of all day

Gotta love a dress with easy access :)

gun to my head isn’t going to make me any more decisive just pull the trigger man

they should make a new internet just for me and all my nice friends

a healthy balanced diet consisting of the inside of my cheeks

I’ve gotta break out the pump more often

things really took a turn when I became the keeper of my own bedtime

new masturbation video just dropped

“I hate your guts” well my guts hate me so thank you for your solidarity

In case you didn’t know, there is such a thing as a “good pussy day”

going to the bar and ordering their finest bottle of piss (IPA)

overcome with the sudden urge to learn morse code

Not much left to say here, just wanted to show you my tits!

If you’re going to Costco today remember to leave your brain in the parking lot! You’re not allowed to bring it in with you.