I have just Bruno F and Szoboszlai as my midfield this #fpl season. For those with both who will be tripping off to the Casino Of Midfielders in a 343, which 2 slots are you playing GW1?
FPL Hippie
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https://youtube.com/@fplhippie Very ADHD, so expect attention to detaal. My best friend is a fox named Samantha. I practice FPL Mindfulness. "My team my way, your team your way."
Nobody should buy Tarik Muharemović in #fpl unless they can say his name.
Hippie's No Solvers #FPL mini league Actual humans only 🤩 Code: ri9r14 fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...
My #FPL plan feels set now. GW6 onwards, switch 3rd striker to best option most weeks. (v Hull?) Free Hit GW12 to dodge Ars v MCI. No need to Wildcard early or possibly at all. Back my 4th & 5th defenders against the variety of 3rd and 4th midfielders out there. Just chill 🤩
I asked #FPL Copilot to only tell me the truth and to talk shit to everybody else
Whoever reads this.... You're currently joint Number 1 in #FPL this season. You're a legend. Good luck with the rest of it
The Sound Of #FPL 🎼🎵 Players on corners and other set-pieces Penalty-takers who don't play like faeces Dozens of DefCons and clear fixture swings These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
My in-depth #FPL Chip Strategy; Bench Boost GW2, whatever. Green arrow for pressing a button. Haaland Triple Captain GW3. A second green arrow for pressing a button. Then worry about until GW12. Free Hit GW12 to dodge ARS v MCI Then worry about the rest of it
"And a new entry, straight in at Number 1, it's #FPL Review & The No Haaland Draft with their debut hit, It Ain't Technically Cheating"
Successful meeting with my #FPL Assistant Manager, Samantha. She agrees with my strategy and 523 formation. A united team effort 🤩
#FPL Question; When you Wildcard, if you already owned the following, assuming no obvious disasters, who would you be willing to take on with alternatives? Haaland Bruno F JP Szoboszlai Arsenal defender If you keep all 5: underwhelming Wildcard options. How much change do you expect?
#FPL folks are wanking about Neco Williams like he's Vanessa Williams 🤔
Arcade Game Film Adaptation idea 🤔 Donkey Kong - The Movie 120 minutes of an Italian plumber walking up slopes and jumping over burning barrels thrown by a gorilla who has climbed a tall building and kidnapped Pauline for no logical reason whatsoever.
#FPL Review, Hub, etc. are so shit and bland. They don't have the information I need. If they did, I could pick a squad of only players who; Love the same snacks I do Can deliver a good joke Listen to Pink Floyd Has ever smoked marijuana and enjoyed it We need different data!!!!
"Dyson listened while the Terminator laid it all down. Skynet. Judgment Day. The history of things to come. It's not every day that you find out you're responsible for the misery of millions of people by inventing shit AI team ratings for #fpl drafts. He took it pretty well."
Free Hit GW12 for me! 3x Crystal Palace at home to Hull 3x Aston Villa away at Ipswich 3 x Leeds home v Coventry Dodging Arsenal v Man City first fixture. 🤩 #fpl
☆ Chelsea FC to bid for Brighton Pier ☆ "It's really old and immobile, plus we'll buy anything off Brighton," said a spokesbafoon. #fpl
I won't own Riccardo Calafiori in my #fpl because I'd keep seeing his face and also mine reflected in the phone screen. I feel old and ugly enough, ta
Yeah, chinny reckon 🤔 #fpl
David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...
I promise myself I'm going to show restraint and leave it alone for a few days, then suddenly I'm fiddling with it again 🤔 #fpl