[quietly putting away his air horn...]

Hey, what's a mom to a clone, right?

Pure heat.

Hallie Sinclair@hallie.sunder.my · 4mo ago

Wasn't it neat?

Schmeater Schmarker.

Well, sheet. You just knocked me off my feet.

Hallie Sinclair@hallie.sunder.my · 4mo ago

The Pete Schmeat Beat Sheet.

I'm like- 40% sure someone else's made that correlation somewhere around the world!

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤㅤᅠᅠㅤWho the FUCK ever says that but you. ㅤᅠᅠㅤ

You ever notice how Pete rhymes with "Schmeat"?

Backflip! Double backflip! Triple backflip! Triple backflip with a twist!

💭: Papa Pete...

"Happy Birthday, April. Uncle Ben's proud of ya."

// i promise i'll be around at some point, just taking a small break- life has been exhausting this week in particular! see you when i see you!

#ThirstyThursday

Stretch. Deep breath. Get out there. You got this, Reilly.

Fucked with Magic once. Got super buff. Never again.

That’s not flour, it’s — 🚖🅾️🚖🤬🤦‍♂️🐎👂 “IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAAAAYYYYYYYY!” 🙀😱

Augh! Farts. "Miguel, what the hell man!"

𝖮'𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠@vampirespider.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Slaps him.

Gooning at 2:34p AND 9:34a? The world is a crazy place. Time. It's like. Different everywhere man. Koff, koff.

Pete, really? On a Monday morning? It's not even 10 yet, man.

"Man, I hate Opposite Day."

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 4mo ago

"I hate how committed you get to any bit."

Hoooonk. Snort. Cough. Choke. Zzz ..

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 4mo ago

"There's no way you actually snore like that."

"Oh. It's this dream again... Zzz."

𝖮'𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠@vampirespider.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"Ben, I will kick your head and send that excuse of a brain to another dimension."

Noodles...

Stirring with a groan. "No..."

𝖮'𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠@vampirespider.bsky.social · 4mo ago

He'd kick him awake. "Ben."