Today I learned I do not like horror in my Star Trek. If you like it, that's fine. Infinite diversity and that. It's just not for me.

I don’t understand how anybody couldn’t like Supergirl. They must hate fun.

Oh no, the Shuttlecraft Curie looks like a Cybertruck and now I can’t unsee it. #strangenewworlds

Stepped outside for 15 minutes to get dinner and I'm coughing and my eyes are red like they used to get in my best friend's basement. Somebody put on Dark Side of the Moon and get me some Combos.

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So close.

Best STAR TREK Captain. Wrong answers only.

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Brad!@bradwinters.bsky.social · 4w ago

Best STAR TREK Captain. Wrong answers only.

I have a pimple right where my readers sit on my nose so I've made all my fonts huge so I can work.

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Okay that's enough.

You’ve Wumba’d your last Chumba.

Molly "Mollylele" Lewis@mollylewis.wtf · last mo.

you've credenced your last clearwater

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Today I’m reminded once again to follow up on your dreams because somebody else will steal them from you.

Stargate SG-1

Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What about this: Name your fav TV show that was cancelled too *late*

She: What are you doing with that road cone? Me: *puts cone on my head* I drank the drug-blood and now I am a wizard...!

Nandor the Vampire with Traffic Cone Hat

ALT: Nandor the Vampire with Traffic Cone Hat

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What’s the psychology of people who put their hands all over the sneezeguard glass when identifying which ingredient to add to your Chipotle bowl? It’s gross enough in here, I don’t want to see your whole handprint between me and my pinto beans.

Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look

ALT: Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look

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Just woke up from a dream where me, @wilwheaton.net, and Adam Scott were hanging out and joking how we weren’t allowed to be in the same room with each other for continuity purposes. Weird.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

Brad Boimler Pondering in Lower Decks

ALT: Brad Boimler Pondering in Lower Decks

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La Girafe 🔜 STLV 🖖🏾@spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Friday night ragebait: Using GIFs only, which beloved scifi franchise have you started multiple times but just can't get into? I'll start.

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Men, what's stopping you from dressing this way?

Do you miss ThinkGeek? Ever wonder what those delightful nerds are up to? @minimuseumshop.bsky.social gives you a chance to own a piece of history with their latest Walking Dead Mini Museum pieces! Want zombie blood? They got it. A hunk of Lucille? Got it. Only 8 days left to get yours!

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Your Personal Museum with 32 Objects From the World of The Walking Dead - An AMC and Mini Museum Collaboration

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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Depeche Mode New Order Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Beastie Boys The Police Tears for Fears Genesis Mudhoney Toad the Wet Sprocket

Buzz@itsbezio.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live The Lumineers The Head and the Heart The Jonas Brothers One Direction Luke Bryan Dierks Bently Lupe Fiasco Nicki Minaj Jimmy Eat World Third Eye Blind

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

@wei-yau.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

I’ve been to the Arizona. It’s a solemn place - an extremely inappropriate location for snorkeling. This absolutely makes my blood boil. apnews.com/article/fbi-...

Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel's Hawaii trip included 'VIP snorkel' at a Pearl Harbor memorial

Government emails obtained by The Associated Press show that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a “VIP snorkel” session last summer at the USS Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor.

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I don't want him to die just yet. Here's why. They can't pressure him to change course on Iran, tariffs, the economy etc. bc he can't without paying a political cost. If he dies they can say, "we're picking up the flag and we keep running" invoking some Mel Gibson in 'The Patriot' bullshit.

Ever just put Toto's Africa on repeat and listen to it all morning? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7pL... ...yeah, me neither...

a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup of coffee .

ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup of coffee .

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The average American has three friends.

William Leisner@wleisner.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The average American has three friends

Of interests to members of Starfleet c. 2273 only, May The Fourth Be With You. #maythefourth

I don't know about y'all, but I keep La Forge in my heart every day. #maythefourth

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 3mo ago

WSJ: GameStop Is Offering to Buy eBay for $56 Billion ($125 a share) Cohen - "EBay should be worth—and will be worth—a lot more money. I’m thinking about turning eBay into something worth hundreds of billions of dollars." Cohen has commitment letter from TD Bank to provide ~$20B in debt financing

Yesterday commemorates the day the mustache-man took the cowards way out. My good buddy Barry takes a special interest in celebrating it every year.

Somebody was wondering aloud what kind of creatures humans will eventually evolve into. When I interjected, “we’ll probably all eventually turn into crabs…” they just stared at me like I was crazy. Thanks a lot, @scishow.bsky.social.