This would be so neat if you didn’t require me to hand over my personal information to prove I was born in the 20th century in order for you to unblock my fucking DMs because blah blah “protect the children” 🙄

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

My child when she tries to fall asleep on my boob at nearly 2am and I take my boob back and give her the dummy instead. (Girl mama’s gotta sleep)

Taehyung's Cute Pout

Alt: Kim Taehyung sitting in his home wearing a stripey tshirr. He’s propping head up on his chin and pouting, then drops his arm and frowns at the camera like someone’s just offended him and his ancestors

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arirang jimin looks like a futch who will invite you to smoke weed in the park at 4am and then break your heart and i’m in love with him

Mii⁷🌈🌸@boba-baby.bsky.social · yesterday

jimin looks like every girl i had a crush on in uni

me: thinks about my baby my boobs:

BTS Jin's Funny Water Spit Reaction

Alt: kim seokjin wearing a black tshirt. his eyes are wide, his mouth is open, and water is pouring from his mouth down his chin in a little waterfall, just like my boobs when i think about my baby.

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thinking about this tweet

I’ve been writing a counter narrative of shutdowns that has me revisiting media from that time. And let me tell you, the only other option was everybody die. So yeah.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 3d ago

it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

i know i'm super late to the party, but all i do these days is watch tv while trying to settle baby, so it's really important that i take a moment to say: big little lies 2 fucking sucked, why on earth has it been renewed for a third season?

welcome to the magic shop 2.0

Here's a look at the first line of chapter one of To Want for Something. www.mb-kelly.com/towantforsom...

Imagine this being your workplace.

Vee⁷ 🌷@bangtansnowdome.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is the most devastating CKJK in-store display I've seen yet 🫠

PLEASE DONT SHARE THIS PERSON’S FANCAMS! they’re a stalker! (@ venkawithu_suga on twt & maybe other platforms) as well as chelsea__tae , also a stalker

Namjoon, sweetie, tie your shoelaces

star⁷ | agust d(umpling)@agustbites.bsky.social · 3d ago

NO FUCKING WAY

we got the front view and it's even worse

মেঘ⁷🌈13TS🌈@soumiie.bsky.social · 4d ago

it's always dick and balls with these two

What’s up, bitches. Guess who finally reset her password and can access this place on her phone again. I live on this bad boy now, you think you’ve been spammed with my nap trapped thoughts before, you have no idea.

Jimin BTS: Am I Ready? I've Been Waiting!

Alt: Jimin BTS: Am I Ready? I've Been Waiting!

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the witching hour should be called the bitching hour.

Jhope (BTS) Annoyed, Rolling Eyes

Alt: platinum blonde milf jhope wearing a black mask over his mouth and nose, rolling his eyes to the sky cause he thinks you're fucking pathetic.

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take your child outside for a walk, they said. it'll be fun, they said. MEANWHILE MY CHILD WAITS UNTIL WE'RE 2KM FROM HOME TO DECIDE THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE CONSOLED IS IF MUMMY CARRIES HER THE REST OF THE WAY INSTEAD OF LYING COMFORTABLY IN HER PRAM LIKE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO.

Xeros1e J-Hope (Hobi) from BTS in glasses

Alt: jung hoseok staring at the screen and blinking like he is really fucking disappointed in you.

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no one prepares you for how much you scream internally when you have a newborn. me internally: "THE FUCKING NIPPLE IS RIGHT THERE" "LET MUMMY FUCKING SHOWER" "GO BACK TO FUCKING SLEEEEEEEP" meanwhile, me externally:

Bts J Hope's Adorable Smile

Alt: Bts J Hope's Adorable Smile

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if i had a dollar for every time my child unreasonably demanded i hold her today, i could buy jimin

Kim Taehyung Pouting

Alt: blonde kim taehyung glaring with a big pout as he side eyes someone off camera.

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Paris Tae 🤝 Vintage pinup art #kinkaminkart

WHEN YOUR FUCKING CAT BREAKS YOUR FUCKING SNOO BY CHEWING ON THE FUCKING POWER CORD AND NOW THE FUCKING BASSINET DOESN'T TURN ON ANYMORE SO IT CAN'T ROCK HER IN HER SLEEP WHEN SHE'S ALREADY BEEN SLEEPING TERRIBLY THE LAST TWO DAYS AS IT FUCKING IS.

Taehyung Angry BTS

Alt: Taehyung Angry BTS

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when you walk into the cafe with a sleeping baby and then suddenly the sleeping baby turns into screaming baby just as your food is placed in front of you.

BTS Taehyung's Unamused Expression (Jiminastie)

Alt: kim taehyung looking fucking DONE with your shit.

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ninja rolling out of the bedroom so baby doesn't see me and cry for me to come back

Jimin Nope Jimin Roll

Alt: Jimin Nope Jimin Roll

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clearly she's punishing me today. i don't know what i did to deserve this.

frames 🏳️‍🌈 14k@framesandtulips.bsky.social · 2w ago

when your newborn decides every nap today is going to be for a maximum of 30 minutes

Big D stands for big demeanor

when your newborn decides every nap today is going to be for a maximum of 30 minutes

BTS Jimin's Calm Moment in a Field

Alt: ponytail park jimin standing in a field in a black tshirt. he puts his hand on his hip and looks someone off-screen up and down, like "bitch are you for real?"

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this post is not baby related, i just wanted to share that this was, and remains, my favourite flavour of kim taehyung

Taehyung's Cute Peekaboo Moment

Alt: kim taehyung cutely popping into the camera frame, bending over with a soft smile on his face. his hair is soft and fluffy and he is the cutest little thing ever.

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crawling into bed at 3am after more than an hour of rocking and cuddling baby to sleep knowing full well even if she could sleep for four hours that your boobs are going to wake you up and demand you feed her anyway

Bts Suga Funny Crying Face

Alt: mint yoongi fake crying

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she woke up at 2am and i hate it.

frames 🏳️‍🌈 14k@framesandtulips.bsky.social · 2w ago

when it's 8.30 in the evening and you realise the baby accidentally took a two hour nap and now bed time is fucked.

for what it's worth, i really do love my child

BTS Jungkook's Cute Reaction (Jinmojv21)

Alt: jungoogie in a long sleeve grey crew neck jumper sitting in a gaming chair. his face is fresh and clean and he brings his fist to his chin as he gazes lovingly at the camera.

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me and my bestie messaging each other at 3am about how our newborns are being jerks and keeping us awake when we've fed them, changed them, burped them, and cuddled them and now we just wanna sleep.

RM (Namjoon) looks at phone then walks away

Alt: kim namjoon looking fucking DONE as he texts someone on his smartphone and then walks off screen

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