My husband just asked whether a hot dog is a taco, and I think I'm done for the day.
Frances Hope
@franceshope.bsky.social
East Coast writer, West Coast roots / thriller - horror - mystery / stories: https://linktr.ee/frances_hope
Watching verified real humans doing amazing things is the best part of the Olympics. I will never marvel at something a hunk of code can do. But pair skaters sticking the landing in perfect unison because they've trained their whole lives for this very moment? Now THAT brings a tear to my eye.
Just boosting the #questpit pitch for my dual-timeline, multi-POV novel about love, commitment, and outsourced coervice control ...
“Love Is Blind” x THE STEPFORD WIVES Alyssa attends a singles retreat where, unbeknownst to her, a wealthy man pays a hefty sum to make her fall in love. When she returns home after two years abroad with him, her friends are shocked at just how much she's changed. #QuestPit #Q #A #S #T
Posting again for the later crew. #QuestPit #W #A #MY #PR #T
Pagans x Strike After a celebrity author builds a Stonehenge replica, genteel English towns descend into tribalism and paganism. As two local writers seek the cause of increasingly violent religious fervour, the city of St Albans is rocked by a bloody human sacrifice. #QuestPit #W #A #MY #PR #T 🦋
#questpit this Friday will be my first pitch even in over a year! If I remember correctly, keeping a list was the only way I stayed sane the last time, so please comment with your genre and I'll check out your stuff! #writingcommunity
Ooh! Five whole hours of time to myself! Quick, how can I squander it?
So pleased to share that my speculative microfiction piece "Come Home" has found *its* home at Crepuscular Magazine!
Crepuscular welcomes Frances Hope! "Come Home" is free to Patrons today. Watch for it 11/13 or join us on the Patreon for full access!
Today in "Why Do I Do This to Myself?": making the murder victim in my new book a "fiancée," which means I have to use the $^#&@%& accent symbol the whole time or be driven editorially insane! #writingcommunity #formercopyeditor #why
When thoughts turn to Spring and also to writing a book that is intensely unsettling but in a good way
Being a writer and a parent is just continually being Robin Williams in the big restaurant scene from Mrs. Doubtfire.
At that phase of my "writing journey" where I want publishing podcasts on an IV drip . . . #WritingCommunity
Fine, I'll admit it! I love beta reading because it makes me feel fancy and important. There, I said it!
It looks like I've gotten lots of new followers lately, so I'll (re)introduce myself! I'm an agented thriller/horror author who writes "science gone wrong" stories with messy relationships at their core. 🧵 (1/3?)
I keep meaning to post writing stuff on here because, uh, "building my brand" or something. . . . But now all I can think about is Cory Booker.
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
BREAKING: Sen. Booker breaks record for longest Senate speech in history. WATCH LIVE NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Nf...
Anyone who spends time with me in person knows that 50% of my casual wardrobe is band T-shirts (Mountain Goats, Indigo Girls . . .). Conveniently, just as these tired, years-old threads are starting to fall apart in the wash, both bands are going on tour near me this summer. Thanks, merch gods!
Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to. #Resist
Sometimes I think about Stephen King's "The Jaunt" just to upset myself, before promptly suppressing the memory of it again. What's *your* emotional masochism literature?
You know that thing where it's winter and you have lots of little cuts on your hands because of exposure to cold outside and dry radiator heat inside, but the act of opening Band-Aid wrappers actually makes the cuts worse so you need more Band-Aids? Didn't Robert Frost write a poem about that?
booking update: i have one last website and branding design spot for the first half of 2025 available!