Anyone buying #nigelfarage's latest "I met with #RichardTicce" to discuss "IF" I might become head of #Reform" again... Oh and what perfect timing, Fartface says he needs £1M a year to cover his lost earning if he becomes an MP and the genie provides... What the chances, ehi?

Fartface's lasted announcement didn't even survive the day before being scuppered. Of course, #Reform voters are too stupid to know there is no way his not new plan, failed under the #tories, can never work. And I bet they can't even say why. #nigelfarage crook and liar

Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social · 2d ago

Layla Moran says Reform UK are raising small boats again to distract from the Clacton by election where Nigel Farage is facing a Bin

Not to the UK.

The True American@thetrueamerican.bsky.social · last wk.

Is there a GoFundMe page for us to help them?

It's like a list of all of #DonaldTrump's corrupt dealings since he took office... And he just sits and grins.

Sharon 🩺🦋🫶🏻💙🍿🐸🚫👑@sharonsf.bsky.social · 2w ago

OMG.. Senile Satan is already sleeping 😴 at the dinner .. we can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣

Wow, White House Correspondent Journo awards really sticking it to Mango Mussolini... And he's sitting there smurking. #donaldtrump #whitehouse

Did shouty woman on #lbc really think that..... No wait... Clearly doesn't think... Pretty sure she votes reform.

Dammit, I was hoping to find out what this "IT" is that was meant to be coming home is. I guess I'll have to wait or can someone tell me what "IT" is? WTF is "IT"?

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 3w ago

another failed crusade! what is this, the 40th in a row? can’t even retake the New Jerusalem: Atlanta, Georgia

At 4PM today @tomswarbrick.bsky.social on #LBC How can we blame pensioners on the Argentina win against England yesterday Are pensioners wrong to be alive to claim their state pension? Pensioners. Hate them or hate them. #NigelFarage. How dumb pensioners are to blame (Actually true this one)

What distraction will #reformuk use now to distract from #nigelfarage's £5M bung, his £1M bung and the other bungs he and his party receive? We havne't bought the establishment whinge We haven't bought the Security whinge What's next?

Was watching #Channel4news last night. Reform councillor about housing asylum seekers in a military camp near his town: "They will institute Sharia law in the camp, like they've done in other camps" Presenter "What proof have you got they've done that in other camps?" Reform guy "I have none" 😂

"we were maintaining high standards"? Who's this "we" he refers to?

Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social · 3w ago

Left: Michael Gove on BBC News, "Some of the PPE we ordered was deficient, that's because we were maintaining high standards" Right: Nurses wearing bin bags for PPE

Forza #Argentina tonight and then Forza #Espagna Be great to either: See #mangomussolini give out medals to the Spanish team or, even better, him not appearing at the game to avoid having to give medals to the Spanish team. Either way, a win for the world

The more he keeps saying he's done nothing wrong, the more it becomes obvious he has and that he's desperately hiding the truth. He's a crook. No doubt.

Anti-Reform@antireform.bsky.social · 3w ago

'If there's an ongoing investigation into serious allegations, public popularity isn't a substitute for due process. It's a bit like saying 'The police have turned up because of allegations of child abuse, but never mind the investigation, the neighbours all say I'm a nice bloke'" via Keith Anderson

600 + MPs, so, he'll be paying them around 16K each and that is ONE security person per MP, who will have to work 24/7, 365 days a year. And is that 16K per annum or one off? And if that 100M includes employer's NI, insurance costs, etc, that security person will be paid even less.....

Alex Andreou@sturdyalex.bsky.social · 3w ago

Farage's security costs £5m. Apparently, it would cost £100m to provide that level of security to 650 MPs. That's quite some efficiencies of scale. <INSERT Zach Galifianakis The Hangover Maths GIF>

Bring IT home. WTF does that even mean? Oh..... #englandargentina #fifa

Penny Wise Red Bloon

ALT: Penny Wise Red Bloon

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@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social #LBC Forza #Argentina #England's Captain is besties with Trump. By association the rest of the team are tarred by that same brush.

Badenoch's joke about a live TV debate between #NaigelFarage and @countbinface.bsky.social made me laugh. Out loud. First time ever. I bet Reformaggots didn't laugh though, them being such showflakes.

LBC@lbc.co.uk · 3w ago

'That was pretty close to perfect.' @mrjamesob.bsky.social and @natashaclark.bsky.social react to Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch's final PMQs debate.

People that say "we" when talking about their sports team and aren't actually playing or in the support team, should be immediately arrested. And commentators doubly so. #fifaworldcup

When I see the following sentences: #DonaldTrump says or #NigelFarage Says I don't bother reading the rest because I know it will be: Lies Bluster More lies More bluster. There is never anything else with those two. Ever

Who knew #reform voters and #nigelfarage acolytes were such snowflakes, they get upset if anyone points out their idol, AreNige, is posturing and virtue signalling to the cameras, making the most of Widdercombe's murder for his own benefit? Anyone?

I See Nothing, I Hear Nothing, I Know Nothing!

ALT: I See Nothing, I Hear Nothing, I Know Nothing!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3w ago

Scarborough to Spineless Speaker Johnson: “I’m not gonna mock you, Mike, I’m just gonna call you a liar. Because that’s what you are. You know EXACTLY what happened in Maine.” #AbolishICE

#NigelFarage The most corrupt politician in the UK Prove me wrong

I JUst put the bins out, after chucking some more Farage in them.

However reform cut it, Farage remains a crook

MartyH@mogo-uk.bsky.social · 3w ago

I must be missing something here. Jenrick is claiming that Farage is under constant threat, of attack and so should be afforded government protection. Yet it seems he was and refused/rejected it. Only one of these can be true? www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/nig...

They did. He said no

Peter Smith@redpeter99.bsky.social · 3w ago

The government should offer Farage massive 24 hour security. We need to know who he meets, where he travels and generally what he gets up to on the taxpayer's shilling.

Farage will be faking his very own assassination attempt next week. Then he'll cry establishment something or other and go hide in whatever cesspit he calls home for a while

Dr Stylite@columnist.bsky.social · 3w ago

Can Farage still pull out of his own by-election?

Why is Mango Mussolini talking about himself in the 3rd person?

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 3w ago

Wasn't the last one he gave on short notice a total nothing-burger?

WTF? America, you OK with this? How is he still in office?

Reuters@reuters.com · 3w ago

JUST IN: President Trump dropped the idea of charging a 20% fee ‌on all cargo shipped through the Strait of Hormuz, and said he would instead take trade and investment deals with the Gulf states reut.rs/4f2FY4R

@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social #lbc That young woman, I forget her name now, that ran off aged 15 to join isis, would argue Britain doesn't take back it's wrong doers.....

@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social #lbc Farage was offered top level security and turned it down. Same level Badenoch gets...