Just a few slices of cucumber and now you’re eating canapés instead of cheese and crackers

Pray for this kid. Know him from my first assignment.

RedditCFB@redditcfb.com · 22h ago

Major injury as center Jackson Carsello, 6th year player and captain, is now on a stretched after going down on a play. They cut off his shoulder pads on the ground. He gave a thumbs up as he left the field.

One week from now I will be enjoying the yacht rock life with @jakeofonline.bsky.social

I don’t care what the polls say babe you’re the #1 bsky poster in my heart

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

Should be illegal for my smoke alarm battery to start chirping at 11:30pm

I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:

My “the Chicago Bears are not a religious doomsday cult” shirt is getting a lot of questions etc

The Onion@theonion.com · 5d ago

Indiana Offers Tax Breaks To Attract Religious Doomsday Cults https://theonion.com/indiana-offers-tax-breaks-to-attract-religious-doomsday-cults/

I forgot they had Wayne Brady in Stargate

I knew Zero Company was gonna be the game for me when I heard a review complaining about it not having in-game romance options.

‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted https://theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-then-we-eat-the-food-until-all-the-1819579002/

Finally got a computer to play games on

So instead of HOMES it’s SHAME

Friends, much ink has been spilled over Florida’s new policy against vaccine mandates. People of good will can and do disagree about the prudence and safety of vaccinations. That appraisal belongs to the civil authorities, who, one presumes, have requisite knowledge of conditions on the ground.

If only we had a Catholic bishop on the president’s religious liberty commission

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · 2w ago

Some days I’m learning about mold and some days I’m navigating ascription to a church sui iuris. What a life.

If we’re not supposed to put generic unbranded cotton swabs in our ears then why did God make it feel so nice

If only we had a brave bishop willing to condemn the errors of socialism

They want you to believe that they’ll move the Bears here

Waitress brings out the food and asks, “do you know how to eat it?” Ma’am look at the size of me. Nevertheless, teach me the wisdom of your culture. How do I best enjoy these exotic delights

running my hand along the arm of the chair in the confessional: “heartbreak feels good in a place like this”

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Half a head of cabbage, half an onion, a pound of ground turkey, a bag of frozen corn, seasonings… look’s like SLOP is back on the menu

I renew my appeal for an end to the ongoing violence against the Palestinian civilian population in the West Bank, and I urgently call on the international community to work toward advancing the two-state solution, for a just and lasting peace.

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence

They can’t stop you from air frying a quarter of a head of cabbage with a light spray of oil and a generous shake of seasonings at 380F for 15 minutes and then drizzling it with a nice lemon basil vinaigrette.

Every high school woodwind rejoices in the new war on trumpets

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So mesmerizing 😍 #taffypuller #taffy #candymaking #candy #asmr

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