let’s be backpacks with mama

friends with capybenefits

it’s behind me isn’t it

her: you better not be totally goddamn adorable when i get there.. my dwarf japanese flying squirrel ass:

THEY’RE TRANSITIONING THE CATS

in another life i’d have liked to have been lemurs on a hillside with you

when you are being mean to me this is who you are being mean to

born to eep forced to 9-5

when you are being mean to me this is who you are being mean to

some of us had very extensive lockdowns for a long long time

el camino acid@sexdracula.rocks · 3d ago

Hard to imagine bigger loser shit than relitigating the “lockdowns” when there were no real lockdowns you just weren’t allowed to eat inside the burger king for a few weeks.

t-rex should’ve hooped cos he tall as hell

ok we pull up

me, to the teens in my screening of brand new day

it’s fun to stay at the Y .. C ..

*transformer noises*

oh man odysseus’ dog got me bro

biggest of BOOP

let’s be mama’s special little guy with mama

i am safe and proper and can be trusted with the inside. let me in.

same same

cats are straight up freaks though

love my little backyard

morning me is making up for the poor choices of last night me

sorry for the way i’m speaking. i’m a little horse.

onward, noble steed!

perfect album from the 90s

Bart Harley Jarvis@williamzabka424.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

we got a lady and the tramp situation

her love language is violence

he’s behind me isn’t he

today ares let me touch. i don’t think he enjoyed it but he endured it for me. and i think that’s beautiful.